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SHORT JOKES "AMED".
208. Gay Laboratory.
A Gay goes to Medlab, to take a stool tests, and the Doctor asks: Hey Young, and you did not bring the Gay ?, and Lee responds, but Doctor, I came for you to take out me.
207. Cops in Trouble.
Two Police men call the Central Command, to report that a lady just killed her husband because the husband happened, when she was wiping the floor with the Coleto, and Central Command asked the police: but you already nabbed Mrs. ?, and respond Cops: No my Commander, we are still waiting, for the floor to dry.
206. Frauds.
We thank all citizens, be very careful with Internet purchases, a citizen who paid a lot of money for a device that will enlarge your Organo male, what they did reach his home was a magnifying glass.
205. Eighteen.
One Lord, who is walking near a hospital Locos, listen to within the hospital, all are laughing, and are shouting: eighteen, eighteen, eighteen, and the man, who wants to know what It is happening within the hospital, and looks out through a small hole in the wall, and feel that you pricked one eye and returning to laugh uproariously, and start screaming: Nineteen, Nineteen, Nineteen.
204.- Tenorio.
Two men are talking, infidelities another coworker, who have much luck with the ladies, which is very enamorador, in the office, and one of them says:
Hey friend, do not know how you can be so lucky that guy, all I could do behind my wife, is turning up the end of her dress.
203. Manolo, you and I it is.
The wife asks Manolo: man, you and me who are we? And Manolo answers: Hey woman, so those pronouns, host.
202.- Riding Hood and the Wolf.
Riding Hood goes through the woods and meets the Wolf, and he says, hey Riding Hood, I'll give a kiss where no one has thought give it before, and answers Riding Hood: then will I you going to give in the Basket.
201. Argentine and Premature Babies.
An Argentine asks another: Hey hey, why is it that here in Argentine exist many Premature Babies? And the other responds: Che tell you, is that neither mothers endure us.
200.- Car Christians.
A guy tells another: Hey friend, this is my vehicle all religious experience every day, and the other asks, and because that, my friend? And he says the other: is that every day I have to be praying to boot.
199. Pepe and Manolo.
Pepe tells Manolo: Manolo Hey, can you tell me what day it is today? And Manolo responds, let me ask my wife, Pepe Woman, quediesoy? And the woman answers: what you are is a good for nothing.
198. Wife quality.
The wife tells the husband: Daddy, lay the child and have already put the chicken in the oven, and the husband responds: but if I saw the chicken in the cradle, turn the oven off, coooño.
197. At the Bank.
A guy comes to Ophthalmologist and says hear Doctor, I think I'm not seeing well, I think I need a pair of glasses, and answers the Doctor: friend, I think it is true that, because this here is a bank.
196. Galicians in Massage.
A Galician comes home and asks massage masseur: hear man, how much they cost ?, massage and the masseur responds: hear friend, that depends on time, and tells Galician: say the weather is rainy .
195. Wife Deaf.
A man tells his wife: Hey Mom, if I give it a shot, you feel it? And the wife replied: of course I'm sorry, Daddy, I'm not deaf.
194. No and None. Dilemma.
None nobody and built a house and placed two windows, nobody stood at the window and nothing stood in the other window, say You, who stayed in? I hope to answer. (Solution at the end).
193.- Galician in the Bank.
A Galician enters a bank with a tiny kitten and tells other customers: gentlemen, I'm stealing, give me everything you have if you do not want to squeeze the trigger.
192. Tooth and Elephanta.
A little mouse was trying to make love to a Elephanta, in that you drop a coconut on the head to Elephanta and it says Ay, and says the little mouse: already are beginning to suffer, sabrosota.
191. Speaking languages.
As it stated in German Bus? Wring.
190. Speaking Languages.
How Corruption is said in Chinese? Scam.
189. Shoe borrowed.
A lady explains to another, that organ size of men was similar, proportional to the size of their shoes, and then this lady, when her husband comes home, tells you: you will eat "shoe provided "?
188.- Old Man in Pharmacy.
An old man comes to the pharmacy and ask a Viagras, and the pharmacist asks if he brought the recipe, and the old man replies, the récipe not, but if the enfermito suit.
187. Drunk hungry.
A Drunk sees a baby sucking his titty to her mother and says, hey buddy, let's change the food, I bring here some spaghetti.
186. The Monster and the Monstrua.
He comes the Monster and tells the Monstrua: we will make an eyesore, and the Monstrua responds: I can not, I have the Monstruation.
185.- Alzahimer. Dilemma. (In Spanish).
To find out if you suffer from Alzahimer, complete the following words:
C__ LO, P___TAS, S___XO, P___NE, TE___AS. I hope to answer. (Solution at the end).
184. The bride to the groom.
The bride tells her boyfriend: I would like to have your face, your eyes, your nose, your hair, your mouth, and says groom: and for that? And the bride responds: is that it comes a costume party, to scare people.
183. Drunk Gay.
At a meeting of Drunken one of them he says: I would like to be Gay, and the others respond: you are stupid ?, marico ?, gafo ?, Loco ?, or bites you back ?, and says Borracho: coooño, but if they do requirements needed to get to Gay.
182. Fruits. Dilemma. (In Spanish).
In these words is the name 7 fruits, hállalos:
Asfer, Ripchata, Helzaco, Monil, Abaguay, Jaranna, Cobaquerial.
I hope to answer. (Solution at the end).
181. Learning English.
A guy asks another: Hey friend, please, you know ?, English and the other responds, of course yes, tell me you want to know ?, and tells the type ah well, it says here: I am .? And the other responds: friend, says there 1 am.
180.- In English class.
The Teacher tells Louie: Let's see Louie, please tell me a sentence with the word memory? Scare Me mory, teacher, and Louie says.
179.- The Old Man Pissing.
An old man is urinating and says, you realize friend, when you feel like, I if you do case.
178. The Old Lady to Old Man.
At dawn, the old lady tells the old man: Hey old, your little device is as good bread, the old man is content and says, as that is old, warm, and tells the old lady: nothing like that, never it gets hard.
177. The Invisible Man.
The Invisible Man looking for a transparent lady to make things unseen.
176. The Child and the Devil.
A Child sees the unemployed Devil in a corner and says hear sir, you are married ?, and Devil answers: please Child, do not be stupid, I'm the Devil, I'm not married, and tells the child : and then those horns, are ornamental Bastard.
175.- Louie classes.
The teacher asks Louie: Louie, if I say I'm enjoying tell me where the subject is ?, and Louie responds: must be above his master, there is no other.
174.- Drunken Association.
Successfully you can say that has created the Association of Popular Borrachos; that is, if someone does not want to drink, they go and offer few drinks, until you pass discouragement, until you remove it.
173.- Playing Ladies.
Two ladies are intimidating, and suddenly a tells the other: Mommy, Mommy, look, the cachapa came a jojoto.
172.- Marrying Girl. Dilemma.
What is the longest and ugly you see a girl when she marries? I hope to answer. (Solution at the end).
171.- whiny chick.
A chick comes crying and another asks you why you cry, my friend ?, and he answers: no, is that my mom left yesterday with some friends for a boiled and has not returned any.
170. Speaking Languages.
How Plagiarism is said in Chinese? Telescope.
169. Seeing your wife.
A friend tells another: Hey friend, yesterday I saw your wife, and the other responds, what ?, and the friend says, and what, you must have already more than a Viking horns, climbed up a deer, and with pockets full of snails.
168. The Drunk and dear.
Drunk dawn arrives and the wife says, it's time to get, drunk, that's for sure that you were with dear, and answers the Drunkard: dear no, I love her.
167. Mr. and time.
A guy tells a lord, please Lord, give me time with everything and watch.
166. Passengers on the plane.
Passengers on a plane were so distracted with good movie they were watching, that no one noticed when they crashed.
165. Intelligence. Dilemma. (In Spanish).
Let's see how smart you are agile: NOTE, BLUSH, GLORIA, PRICE, TRIBUNO, neuralgic. In each word is the name of an animal. I hope to answer. (Solution at the end).
Shoemakers
164.- Galicians.
Some Galicians shoemakers heard that the best shoes were the crocodile, and then went hunting crocodiles to see which one had the best shoes.
163. On the Day of the Innocents.
On the day of the Innocents, a man says to another: Happy Day of Fools, dear great friend, because you have nothing Inocent.
162. The girl at the Pharmacy.
A girl in the pharmacy asks for a condom because he no longer wanted to have more dolls.
161. The Nun and the Child.
A Nun had a Child without being defrocked, and said not to have sin because she only had risen.
160.- An Explanatory Mother.
Mom tells her daughter that sex-addicted women were Nymphos, and tells her daughter at school because then the school told her a bitch.
159. A Child confessing.
A child confesses to Cure: tits she grabbed her grandmother, and the priest tells him that what that was? And the child answers: Yes, they are a fruit ices she sells.
158. On the Day of Lovers.
A friend tells another on Valentine's day: that how he managed to surprise his girlfriend on that day? And the other replied: Introduce your wife.
157. The Lord and egg.
A man who was walking her stick an egg and says why not throw me your mom? then they threw a chicken.
156.- A young man calling his girlfriend.
A Young calls his girlfriend on his mobile phone and says where are you my love? And she says to him here in the house, thinking of you, and you daddy, you're doing? I'm here in line at the hotel behind you. Seeing.
155.- Ranch-Girl looking for work.
A peasant girl looking for work tells the employer that she did not know to do anything, and the employer tells you that this was a only case. And he says the peasant: a no, I do know that do perfectly.
154. The Hen egg-laying.
A opens a hen egg and the chicken does not come out, nor opens another out, and nothing else opens. Then he says: That joke, this Rooster used a condom.
153. The Girl and her Mother.
A Girl tells the Mother that there came a woman who had taken her dad, and mom says, let's get out of here, maybe want to return.
152.- Call morning.
To a man call by phone at 3 am and asked if I was Yepeto? The Lord replied: No, but now I'm Yomío Yepeite, Pussy´e your maye.
151. Wine is Sacred.
Question: If someone came to this world and do not drink wine, what wine? I say.
150.- Galician Scholar.
A Galician says to another: Hey man, that the University of Galicia, is the best in the world, and the other responds, and that's why countryman: Well, look; Gallegos and there we went Doctors, Engineers, Astronauts, finally man.
149. Carnival and Easter.
Say that Carnival and Easter will sell necessities hotels. If they see there.
148.- Ladies Bathing.
Some Ladies bathe in a river and when they see a man approaching tell you not come to bother them, it was just a deadbeat voyeur, and the Lord says: A moment Young, I come to bring food to the crocodiles.
147. The Drunkard and the blow.
A Drunk going to his house at dawn a hit with a pole is given and says: I still missing two shots to reach the house.
146. The Oldies and taxi.
A couple of Oldies is in the middle of the road and a taxi driver tells them: old, take the stop, and the little old lady replies, but if you do not catch me lying.
145. The Mother in Law in the house.
Comes the mother to the house, and the Lord says to him, got him put the broom in the parking lot?
144. A Peasant shopping.
A farmer was in a pharmacy buying frequency because the doctor had recommended bathing with this medicine.
143.- Goods.
In the market they are selling cheap milk and eggs, beans you take them out.
142. The Prisoners browsing.
Some prisoners in a prison ship were drowned because they drilled a Tunnel in the boat.
141. Judas always be Judas.
San Pedro for a party led Cocaine, San Pablo: Stone, San Juan: Marijuana, San Jose: LSD, and Judas bring them again to the Police.
140. A Peasant giving birth to a Child.
A peasant was upset because having a child, the doctor told him he had given her oxygen and she wanted another name.
139. The Drunk and Ugly Lady.
A drunken man tells a woman: Ugly Lady Farewell, brave woman turns and says, and your drunk, and the man says, yes, but I removed myself tomorrow.
138. The Innkeeper responsible.
In the restaurant a client tells the waiter that there was a dead fly in his soup, and
the innkeeper replies: you, excuse me sir, but I will put it alive..
137.- A Good Innkeeper.
In the restaurant a client tells the waiter that the chicken had served him longer than the other leg, and the waiter replied that if he wanted a chicken dance.
136. The Indian Drunk.
A drunk is driving a vehicle, the arrow is eaten and crashes. The police asked him if he did not see the arrow? And the Drunkard replied: but if I did not see the Indian that threw me.
135.- The Fox and the Hound.
A fox asks why a dog crying? The dog tells his girlfriend was a fox, and the fox replied: Do not worry my girlfriend is a bitch.
134. The Nutty Professor.
The list passing the teacher says: Whore Cabrona, and the student responds, is Ramona Cabrera teacher present.
133.- Drive carefully.
If they will not ingest liquor drive vehicles. If they are going to drink alcohol, they call me.
132.- The monkey in the tree.
A monkey in a tree branch sees pass a lion and says Leona glasses, stupid, go back to fuck you right here. That branch is broken and the monkey falls next to the Lion and said: My friend, one drunk if you speak straw.
131. A Child at a wake.
A child in a wake tells his grandmother: soon in this room.
130.- An Old Man in Pharmacy.
An old man in a pharmacy buying Viagras, and ask if you have the récipe? And the old man replied: no, the sick.
129.- The Drunk do not go.
A drunk walks past a wake and listen to some girls crying and screaming: do not go, do not go, do not go, and the drunk says: of course I'm pichirres, here do not give liquor to one.
128. The Mother in law, Son in law.
Daughter, your Husband came home drunk last night well and made me what he wanted, and the daughter says, but you did not say anything? And Mom responds: you know that man I do not talk.
127.- Feel Full.
Notice to all persons having a vacuum: they can go through the brewery to buy it or exchange it for a full one.
126. The Drunk and back.
A drunkard touches the back of a lady and she turns and says. You will be wrong. And the drunk says, I'm not gonna say that I was not touched you back.
Stubborn
125.- Parrot.
A man gets to a parrot that had persisted in a can, cover the can and begins to give sticks, punches, throw, and the good time you open the can, and get the parrot and says happened old, you did not feel the sheath?
124. A Lady without bra.
A Braless Lady enters the church and the priest tells him he could not get well. She replied that she had the divine right and the priest says, and left too but can not get well.
123.- The Old Lady and the Church.
A little old lady in the Church tells another that had the back asleep. And the other replied that he already knew because he had heard snoring.
122. A taxi Old Man.
An old man asks a girl if passed taxis and the girl tells him that if he wanted it stopped, and the old man replied: perfectísimo.
121.- The boy in love.
A boy tells the father that had all the girls crazy block for him. And the father replied: that's my son, just like me, and that's how Dad? Lying son.
120.- The Bridegroom is gone.
The husband says bravo: I go to where the harlots. And the wife says, now if you want to go where his family.
119.- Begging hand.
The suitor tells the father: come to ask the hand of his daughter, and Mr. tells him. But you can and keep a family? Of course. A Well, here we are 12 around, agree, okay, you can with that?
118. Man and shock.
A guy he explains to another that some thugs were killing him blows and the other tells him. But not retaliated and you? And the guy responds, of course, if I do not come kill me.
117. The Midwife and Daughters.
Hello comadre, as are their daughters? Comadre, Crispula not improve, always loose and on the street, however Bambarita always asentadita, that's from here to the Whore-House and vice versa.
116.- Mastering women.
Dad, Dad, teach me to dominate women. Wait to finish sweeping the whole house.
115.- A Madman telephoning.
A crazy telephoning and asks, please, talk to the loony bin? And they answer: No, here we have no phone.
114. Medical Examinations.
A gay goes to the lab to be tested for wobbling and asked if had taken and replies and here one can not take ?.
113.- The Elephant and the Ant.
An elephant helps a little ant to cross the river to reach the other side the Hormiguita says: thanks. And the elephant says, nothing like that, get off the Little Blumers.
112. The Drunk and Old Lady.
A drunkard hear a little old lady telling another: no girl there, the Lord has not called me, and the drunk replies, pussy, it has to be that busy.
111. The Drunk Home.
A Drunkard goes home at dawn, he sits down to rest and see that all the houses you pass through the front, then says: I will wait out the mine.
110. A good Gesture.
To a Man you are lost a bale of tickets 20.000.oo, and other approaches him and tells him. Sir, are you When you lost money? Yes. Ah well, here's the liguita.
109. The Drunkard and the Cure.
A Drunkard tells the priest: Hey, Father, it is you who turns away women of bad life.? And the Father says, yes, that's my son. and the Drunkard says: A good, selections me 3 for Saturday.
108.- Change Color.
The First Color change was Mickael Jackson, first black and then white.
107.- covered.
Compliments knife told a spoon and it did not stop him, and says the knife: as not to listen.
106. In the Mass.
The priest at Sunday Mass says, now let's confess to the Devout, and says a lady: and why not to sandals?
105.- at the Airport.
At the airport there are two Gays and one says to the other: there mana, come from Dallas Texas, and the other responds, there mana, I come to give the of sitting.
104. Parent to Child.
Dad tells his daughter that he had done had no name, and the daughter replies, which put it in 9 months very beautifull..
103.- Want to Be good.
To be well needed: a woman who treats you well, another who has money and one that serves you well. And none is known.
102.- A Madman drowning.
A Madman was drowning in the pool Loca madhouse and buzzes to save him. After a while the Doctor tells the Mad. Mad hanged himself He saved you? No, I put it to dry.
101.- The Invisible Man.
Doctor, the Invisible Man requests out there, and Doctor responds, tell that now I can not see.
100.- At a Funeral.
A Priest said at the Funeral that the deceased was the best person in the world, the best Christian, and the widow tells the Child: go see if we are in your dad's Funeral.
99. The secretary and her boss. (In Spanish).
The secretary asks the Chief V, Viernes? that what is written, and the Chief says, set them all on Monday.
98.- Reading Problems. (In Spanish).
Lord, give me 2 Chinchurrias and 2 Hallacas. Excuse me sir, but there says: Chinchorros and hamacas.
97.- Pants for sale.
pants sold. If looks expensive, you can get on and pay in 4.
96.- A San Nicolas bad.
St. Nicholas became very bad, ate a reindeer and entered kicking a Dwarf.
95.- A Free Country.
This is a free and democratic country, everyone can do what he sends his wife.
94.- Sn Roque. healthy. A famous phrase.
To prevent epidemics have to ask San Roque, that the plague will not touch you.
93. In the Agency Lotteries.
A Lotteries agency comes a guy and says, pay me wins with 38, and the clerk tells you that 38 not out. And the guy says, is already out.
92.- The young lover.
A guy falling in love a lady says to him, I know my love washing, ironing, washing, babysitting, and she responds, then get yourself a husband.
91. Letter to Baby Jesus.
When I was little baby Jesus could not read, I brought what I could. He learned to read now that I'm an adult.
90. Ideally, die asleep.
That will be true whether a person dies sleeping when the sun rises?
89.- La Cockroach Dancer.
A Cockroach was dancing like crazy and another asks what dance music? And it says: Insecticide.
88. The girls are not punished.
Mom, you punish them for something I did not do? and it responds, how I'll punish you if you do nothing, then the girl says, well, I did not do the tasks.
87. The call of the jungle.
Hello, is Conchita? Not, with Tarzan.
86. The knowledge and power.
If youth knew and the Elders could, else out.
85.- A man looking for gifts.
A man looking gift for his wife and the saleswoman told: if you want I show him the panties? And the Lord says, okay, but first seek the gift.
84. The Ladies and their diets.
A Lady recommends another do the diet of the 8 blocks and asks if it should be green or red? And the lady says: No ma'am, 8 blocks away.
83.- The Ladies and their Medicines.
Friend, give me medicine to see if it heals friend to sell. And you think you buy it?
82. You have to trust in God.
God alone is trusted. Everyone is searchable.
81.- The ideal situation.
The ideal situation is to have women that your wife thinks you have, have the money that everyone thinks you have, be as good as it should be.
80.- The Carpenter and The Doctor.
A Carpenter lost an ear in an accident in the workshop and the Doctor's place and going back to the carpenter says, that's not my ear, mine had a Pencil.
79. Speaking Languages.
How mother say in Russian? The way.
78.- A Thief in the Restaurant.
A Thief enters a restaurant and says this is a Holdup, and for a client account-Facture with your bill in hand and says this too.
77.- Two Gays fighting.
Two gays fought in the Metro because one said to the other man who had face.
76.- The Drunk and Ice.
A drunk Ron hears the ice damages the liver, the Wisky ice damages the kidneys, the White Cane ice damages the brain and says: I do not drink more Liquor with Ice. What drink without ice.
75. The Motorized Wife.
A guy tells another that his wife spends with a motor, and the guy replies, but you have not noticed if it gets helmet, please.
74.- The Husband and Mother.
One guy says to another: My mother treats me like a god and the other responds, and how is that? He knows that I exist but I can not see.
73. The Child home.
A child comes home and tells the mother that why at school told him distracted? And the lady says, but if you live there front.
72.- The Vatican Reported.
The Vatican said the Nun who became Pregnant Startled be called.
71.- The Chief considered.
A boss tells an employee: I know that the salary is not enough to get married but you'll thank me someday.
70.- The Doctor considered.
The Doctor gave a patient 6 months and as he had not paid him, gave him 6 months.
69.- A Lady intrigued.
Doctor: I did not know that breast exam was done with the tongue.
68. Drunk or Alcoholic.
Some people prefer not to be famous drunks and alcoholics anonymous.
67.- The groom if he loved.
The groom tells the bride: for you would be able to cross the Atlantic swimming, and the bride responds, and why did not you come yesterday? And he says, is that it was drizzling.
66.- The Husband for Help.
A guy tells another: friend help me, my wife now goes from bar to bar, and the other says, and why? Looking for me.
65.- The Invisible Man.
The Invisible Man looking for a transparent woman to do some things unseen.
64. The child and the Devil.
A child tells the Devil that I had were the horns ornaments, because he was not married.
63. A Farmer with pain.
A Ranch-Man asks the Doctor why every part that was played was in pain and the doctor responds, is that you have a broken finger.
62.- Three Kings.
Hi, I'm Melchor, I'm back nothing of drunkenness I grabbed yesterday with Balta and Gaspy. The camels we went with some donkeys. I do not think it arrive on time. But just in case, Happy Three Kings Day.
61.- The Liquor is not good.
When you go to leave the liquor, take me your bottles for my home.
60. Peasants and the moon.
Two Farmers watching the moon and you say, why is it that the astronauts always go to the moon, never the Sun and the other says, is that always go at night.
59. The Child Big Mouth.
A child tells the mother that at school they tell Big Mouth and mom answers: Do not listen my son and take off that Plate of The Mouth.
58. The inquisitive man.
A man asks another: that's the Moon friend? And the other replies: Hey friend does not know because I'm not from here.
57. Ladies and Burly.
Some ladies see a Strongman lifting weights and tell him goodbye Muralla (wall), and the burly answers: no walls, Mireya.
56.- The Drunk and Orange Juice.
A drunk sees a lady with very Large Breasts and asks, excuse me Miss, none of these Bottles is: Orange Juice.
55.- The Drunk and the Procession.
A Drunk sees the procession of a Saint, and decides to help load, in that the Priest says: my children, the hope in Paradise, and the Drunk replies: No friend, came to the Next Corner.
54.- The Ugly Child.
A child was born so Ugly that should start walking as at 4 months. Nobody was carrying.
53.- A Drunk hungry.
A Drunk see a Child Sucking Boob, and says: let's change Little Friend food, I've been here a Big Soup.
52.- The Patient and the Doctor.
A Patient tells the Doctor that no one was paying attention and Doctor says, happens next.
51. Man Married.
A guy tells another: friend, I'm getting married. And the other replied: cool and Who'? remember the very pretty and good body Blonde who lived next to my house? Of course. A good with her Brother.
50. The Innkeeper good.
A customer calls urgently Innkeeper and tells him that he was stifling a fly in the soup, and the waiter replies, but do something, shoot a lifesaver.
49.- A Innkeeper surprised.
A customer calls and says Innkeeper there was a fly swimming and the waiter responds in his soup: and swim? Cool.
48. The Centipede in distress.
Insect friends come looking for the centipede rushed to party and Centipede tells them to wait a Little moment not get the shoes.
47.- Portuguese friend.
One Lord asks a Portuguese that if it was of Madeira and the Portuguese replied: No sir, it is Madeira Pinocchio.
46. Lotteries.
A man sees a friend and you want to sell some numbers Lotteries and the friend replies: Hey friend, excuse me, I have no luck to play terminals, note that once were raffling off 99 ladies and a man and I won the man .
45.- The Child pigheaded.
A child asks why the mom at school told him pigheaded? And mom replies, not listen to them and comb your hair the soccer ball.
44. Speaking Japanese.
How to say 99 in Japanese? Cachichen (almost hundred).
43. The Problem Patient.
Doctor, why everyone wants to have a Problem with me? I do not know friend, but if you are Asking for trouble here, you can go. Next Please.
42. Speaking Languages.
How Mirror say in Chinese? Aitoi (There I am).
41. The Old Woman and Old Man.
A Old Lady tells his Oldie: love, do not hit me because you have to urinate, and grabbed Old Man vasenilla and gave him a Glass Bed.
40.- Navy Military Academy.
A Gentleman will be delivered to Military Service in the Navy, and Secretary asks him if he knew how to Swim? And the gentleman replied: swimming how that is? But and here they do not give one boat?
39. Borrowed money.
A friend is asking you to another borrowed money and he tells you that is not going to take a long time with borrowed money and he replies: Do not worry about it, and I will spend it.
38. We call Eve.
A gentleman tells his girlfriend that will be called Eva by his first wife, and she replies, and I'll call you Dalmatian, as the number 101.
37.- nothing.
A young man asks another how he's doing in his new job and he replies that how a fish in water, and the young man says, and how that is, what are you doing? And the friend answers: Nothing.
36. Begging hand.
A young man goes to his girlfriend's house and tells the father of the young man come to ask the hand of his daughter, and Mr. tells him what, most or the least? and the young man replies, but why that? 2 hands no equal.
35. Baby crying.
The Baby is crying and the lady tells her Husband: my love, change, and the Husband responds, and you think we can ask for it.
34. Sick of Nerves.
The Lady called the bridegroom to the mobile phone and said: Daddy, I gave you pills nerves instead of saying diarrhea, how you doing? And the husband responds, totally relaxed but I'm all screwed up.
33.- Lost Child.
The Husband tells his Wife: Mom, give me the Baby, and the wife responds, wait till I cried, and the Husband asks, but why should I wait for crying? And the lady replied: is he missed me.
32. Sleeping.
A Child is sleeping in Class and another classmate says, Little Pepe, school can not sleep, and the Child responds: as be able to sleep with that To talk a lot.
31.- Drunk in the Bathroom.
The Drunk gets to bed at dawn and tells his Wife: Hey Mom, I've been Crazy, I went to the Toilet to urinate and the light went on alone, and the Woman responds, and you peed in the fridge.
30.- The Drunk Pepe.
A Drunk comes home in the morning and the lady asks where it comes Pepe?, and the drunk replied: where is coming Pepe, as you know, that everyone knows, comes of the name "Jose".
29. The Teacher in class.
The Teacher asks a Child as you would your Girlfriend decently if I should go to the Toilet to urinate? And the Child responds: easy Teacher, mom, excuse me, girlfriend, I must go to see a friend that soon you'll meet him.
28.- El Drunk and Lady.
A Drunk is urinating in the street and passes a Lady and says that beast, that Animal, that Horror, that Monster, and the Drunk replied: pass quiet Lady, who got caught.
27. Among Drunk.
They are two Drunks drinking and one says to the other: hear Godfather, it is better that you not follow more drinking because it's getting very blurred.
26. The Son in law and her mother.
A guy tells another: friend, going to sell my cheap mother, and the other responds, no friend, for that lady do not give you anything, and the guy says: ready, we did business, it's all yours, take her .
25. The Brawny and coffee.
A very Strongman, very Ugly, and decent and respectful burly comes to a small cafe and tells the waiter: please, an Little Express, and ordered Innkeeper: get a Little Express for the lady.
24.- The drunk and clown.
A drunk comes home all full of lipstick everywhere and the woman asks, and that painting, that you were drunk ?, and replied: no, nothing Mommy, is that I fell to death with a clown.
23. The salidor Drunk.
A Drunk riding in a taxi in the morning and tells the taxi driver to take you to a place where women want to leave, then the driver took him to the women's prison.
22.- Falls.
A friend asks another: hey friend how is everything, how's your dad? And the other replied: my dad, he died, Niagara, and the friend replies, but because in the operation ?, and the other says, no, he was pushed.
21.- Rag Doll.
A Girl tells her mother to buy him a rag doll, and the mother replied that is very nice to be humble tastes, and the girl says, nothing humble mother, is that my Barbies need a maid.
20.- El Galician and the Thief.
A Thief intercepts a Galician, and says that if you have nothing of value, and Galician replied that he has never had anything of value, which has always been a Big Coward.
19.- Galician Confession.
A Galician is confessing and the priest says, my son, Pray, and says Galician: but Father, at this time I have no watch.
18.- Not become Pregnant.
A Lady tells her best Friend: Hey Friend, I have to watch a lot of getting pregnant, and the other replies, but girl, if your Husband is sterile, and tells the lady: for this reason, friend, exactly.
17.- Galician Pains.
A Galician goes to the doctor because he has a pain in one leg, and the Doctor says that's an age thing, and Galician answers: but if the other is the same age, and does not hurt me.
16. Among old Ladies.
An old Woman tells another that her Husband has become a Beast in Bed, and the other asks you why that little old Lady?, and says, yes, it is now every Night Urine marking his Territory.
15. The Drunkard and his Son.
A Child tells another that his dad comes every night to join many drinks, the other replied that if it's because he drinks a lot, and the Child says, no, that brings them a Bar.
14. El Galician and The Dentist.
A Man goes to the dentist Galician and he reviews it and says he will have to get seven teeth, then Mr. asks if it hurt much? And he answered Galician: Well, sometimes if I Muscle cramp a little hand.
13.- Old Lady Galician.
An old Woman tells another that her 90 years old, still works, and the other asks, and you can do your wife? And the little Old Lady replied: well my daughter, take care.
12. Galicia's.
Two Galician are talking and one says to the other: Hey Woman, her Girl next Door has already been removed as 70 kilos, and another asks, and as has been Women, many diet? And the other answers: no, the Husband has gone.
11. Among Ladies.
A Lady asks another: Hey friend, that you look like you men, with the undertakers cemetery ?, and the other replies: I have no idea friend, what ?, and tells the other: it is that only our bodies are concerned.
10. The Galician and Elephants.
A Galician explains to another needed more than 1,000 elephants to the keys of the piano, and the other responds, it is amazing what you can learn to do the Elephants.
9. Galician cold.
A Galician stood to one side of the stove shivering cold, and the woman says, Manolo hear, because you stopped there ?, and replied Manolo: it is that I have very cold woman, and tells the woman, but then turn it on, man.
8. The Galician Eating.
A Galician tells his wife: Hey Woman, sausages you have given me are very hot, and the Wife responds: be careful not to put go to fight, man, you know.
7. Galician cooking.
The son tells his mother Galician: mother're cooking spaghetti that are sticking, and responds Mom: Do not worry my son, let them fuck, cunt.
6. Concerned Galician.
The Little Galician tells his mother: Hey mom, I've cut the finger, and the mother replied: Do not worry my son, stand a Band-Aid, and tells the Child: that's good Mother, but I do not know where it has fallen.
5. Galician analyzed.
The Little Galician tells his mother: Hey mother, if Father God gives us food, if the stork brings children, and if the Magi bring us toys, which makes my dad?
4. Photographer Galician.
A Galician is on maternity taking photos of her newborn son and the nurse says, very nice gentleman, happy with her first child ?, and answers Galician: happy yes ma'am, but not my first son, is my first chamber.
3. Galician ill.
A Galician tells another: Hey Manolo, have told me that your daughter walks with Gonorrhea, and responds Manolo: my friend, I told her to set who go, and that's her thing.
2. Old Man Galician.
A Galician Old Man says to another: hear my friend, I have eighty-odd years, and says the other: what a coincidence man, I also have 80, but the reality is that no peak at all.
1. A Child is Light.
A Boy asks his dad: Dad, who is love ?, and dad replied: love is the light of life, son, and returns the Child to question, and that is Marriage, Dad? A good son, Marriage is the bill that comes later.
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Response to the Dilemmas:
NOTE, BLUSH, GLORIA, PRICE, TRIBUNO
165.- Burro-Donkey, Ratón-Mouse, Gorilla, Perico, Shark and Firefly.
172. The new Long Name.
182.- Fresa-Strawberry, Parchita-Passion Fruit, Lechoza, Limón-Lemon, Guayaba-Guava, Naranja-Orange, and Albaricoque-apricot.
C__ LO, P___TAS, S___XO, P___NE, TE___AS. I hope to answer. (Solution at the end).
185. If the completions were not: CELO-ZEAL, PONE-PAWS, SAXO-SAX, and PATAS-PUTS, and TEMAS-THEMES, your problems are others, Alzahimer is not.
194. Who he was Inside.