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"Kodomo no jōku"
119.- Yukue fumei no shōjo. Otoko wa kōen ni kare no musume o aruite iru to, soreha-shi ga iku to tazuneru betsu no otoko o, watashi wa uji o mite inai baai wa dō narimasu ka?, To nō to iu to, dono yō ni kare ni tazuneta nochi, ushinawa remashita? Kanojo wa shōjo to yoba re,-shi wa kotaeta: `Kibō' to iu namae wa, masutā o iu, kibō wa anata ga ushinau saigo no kotodesunode, yūjin o mitsukeru koto ga kon'nan ni narimasu. Yakkyoku de
118.- On'nanoko. Yakkyoku no on'nanoko wa kondōmu o yōkyū shi, yakuzaishi wa soreda, to shōjo wa kotaeta kata ni onegaishimasu: ? Sore wa watashi no tamedearu, anata wa mohaya, yori ōku no ningyō o onegai shitai to iu kotode wa arimasen.
117.- Shūdō on'na to kodomo. Defrocked sa rezu ni kodomo o motte ita shūdō on'na wa, kanojo ga yuiitsu jōshō shite itanode, kanojo wa, nani no tsumi ga arimasendeshita to setsumei shimashita.
116.- Setsumei hahaoya. Mama wa, sekkusu chūdoku no josei ga ninfōzu to yoba rete iru koto o musume ni tsutae, musume wa ōtō shi, sonogo, nazenara watashiniha gakkō de watashi ni meinu o oshietekudasai.
115.- Kodomo ga kokuhaku shimasu. Kanojo wa kanojo no sobo o tsukan oppai, saishi wa sore wa, musukodatta dono yō ni kare ni tsugeru: Kodomo ga kōka suru no ni kokuhaku shimasu ka? Soshite, kodomo wa setsumei suru: Hai, furūtsu kōri no mono ga kanojo ga hanbai shite imasu.
114.- Shōjo to kanojo no hahaoya. On'nanoko wa kanojo no otōsan o totte ita on'na ga kita koto o hahaoya ni tsutae, okāsan wa koko o shutoku shimashou , to ii, musume ga, tabun sore o kaesu yō ni shite imasu. Denwa de
113.- Kōru. Otoko ni gozen 3-ji ni denwa de yobidashi, watashi wa Yepetodatta ka dō ka tazune? Omo wa kotaeta: Īe, shikashi, ima watashi wa, YomíoYepeiteda anata maye o coño' e. 112 A nōmin shussan. Shussan shita nōmin no josei wa, kare ga kodomo o motsu yō ni kanojo ni ittanode, isha wa kare o ki ni shi, sanso o irete ita, to kanojo wa betsu no namae o iretai to omoimashita. Kitsunetoryōken o
112.- Inu ga naite iru riyū kitsune ga tazunemasu ka? Inu wa kare no gārufurendo wa kitsunedattsutae, kitsune wa kotaeta: Watashi no gārufurendo wa meinudesu shinpaishinaide kudasai.
111.- Natti purofessā. Tsūka risuto wa, kyōju wa iu: Shōfu Cabrona, oyobi gakusei ga ōtō shi, ramonakaburera kyōshi sonzai shite imasu.
110.- U~eikude wa kodomo. O bāchan nē, anata wa eiga no puremia ni nite iru, to o bāchan o ōtō shimasu: Kikkake ni, kodomo wa kare no sobo ni tsutae, dono yō ni utsukushī papadearu, to kodomo ni tsutaemasu: ? Sugu ni kono heya, o bāchan inchi
109.- Yoppàrai to ko. Yopparai wa, kyōkai ni hairu kami no mae ni tatte iru to iu: Yūjin ga watashi o tasuke, watashi ga hitsuyōdesu. Saishi wa kore o mite, Sei ushiro anata wa, ikutsu ka no koin o doroppu suru koto ga dekimasu. Yopparai wa naremashita, itsumo kare ga kimashita. Shisai wa kangaeta: Koko-gō appu. Kare wa kami o sakujo shi, akachan no iesu o okimasu. Yūjin, anata no otōsan wa watashi no kōka anata ni wa dekinaidarou: Kare wa,-shin ga, akachan iesu o mite, kodomo ni tsutaete inai, sudeni ni-shi -yō yonni tasshi? Koi ni shōnen o
108.-. Shōnen wa kare no tame ni subete no on'nanoko kureijīburokku o motte ita chichi ni tsutaemasu. Soshite chichi wa kotaeta: Sore wa watashi to onajiyōni, watashi no musukodashi, kodomo ga iu todo no yō ni otōsan, torikkusutā no musuko no usotsuki to iu kotodesu ka.
107.- Za josan-shi to musume. Shikashi Bambarita wa tsuneni shizukana, sore wa koko ni aru, tsuneni yurui to rojō de, mizunara ga kaizen sa re, goshippu o kiite, jibun no musume ga sōdearu yō ni, harō comadre, oyobi hoka no ōtō: ? One josei ga hoka ni iimasu baishun yado to sono gyaku ni ie de, soko ni dete kimasen.
106.- Masutaringu josei. Papa wa, josei o shihai suru tame ni watashi o oshiemasu.-Ka zentai o sōin shūryō suru made machimasu. Iro o henkō
105.- Saisho no iro no henka wa, mikaeru Jakuson,-hatsu no kokujin, sonogo hakushokudeshita.
104.- Ōwa remashita. O home no naifu wa supūn o katattaga, kore wa kare o teishi shite inai, to naifu wa iu: Kii tenai yōdesu. Kodomo ni
103.- oya. Otōsan wa musume ni tsutaemasu: Musume, nani ga namae o motte inakatta, to musume wa kotaeta: Watashi wa 1tsu o irete, 9kagetsu de, papa o shinpaishinaide kudasai.
102. - Yoi koto ni shitaidesu. Yoku hitsuyō to sa reru tame ni: Anata ni yoku atsukai on'na, okane to yoku anata o teikyō shite imasu 1 to 1. Soshite, nani mo shira rete imasen. Sōgi de
101.-. Shisai wa, kojin wa, sekai de saikō no hito, saikō no kurisuchandatta sōgi de katatta, to mibōjin wa kodomo ni tsutaemasu: Watashitachi wa anata no otōsan no sōgi ni natte iru ka dō ka ni ikimasu.
100.- San'nikorasu no waruidesu. Seinikorasu ga warui natte, kare wa tonakai o tabeta to dowāfu o keru irimashita.
99.- Wakai koibito. Josei ga kare ni iu koiniochiru otoko wa, watashi wa watashi no ai no sentaku, airon, sentaku, bebīshittā o shitte iru, to kanojo wa, sonogo, jibunjishin'no otto o shutoku shite ōtō shimasu. Akachan no iesu e no
98.- no tegami. Watashi wa iesu ga yomitoru koto ga dekimasendeshita chīsana akachandatta toki, watashi wa nani o watashi ga dekiru motarashimashita. Kare wa ima, watashi wa otonada to yomu koto o manabimashita.
97.- On'nanoko wa shobatsu sa rete imasen. Mama wa, watashi ga shinakatta nanika no tame ni sorera o basshimasu ka? Soshite, sore wa anata ga nani mo shinakatta baai, watashi wa anata o bassurudeshou ka, ōtō shi, sonogo, shōjo wa yoku, watashi wa tasuku o jikkō shinakatta, to iimasu.
96.- Yaseinoyobigoe. Kon'nichiwa, konchīta nodesu ka?De wanai tāzan to.
95.- Chishiki to pawā. Wakamono ga dete shitteita, to furui kanōsei, soreigai no baai.
94.- Risō-tekina jōkyō. Risō-tekina jōkyō wa, anata no tsuma wa anata ga, motte iru daremoga sore ga arubeki hodo yoi koto, anata ga motte iru kangaete iru okane o motte iru to kangaete iru josei o motsu kotodesu.
93.- Jidō hōmu. Kodomo ga ie ni kite, naze gakkō de ki o tora kare ni iwa reta koto o hahaoya ni tsutaemasu ka? Soshite, josei wa iuga, anata wa mae ni soko ni sunde ireba, shōnen.
92.- Bachikan ga hōkoku sa remashita. Bikkuri: Bachikan wa, ninshin shita shūdō on'na ga denwa de suru tsumoridatta to nobemashita.
91.- Kodomo to akuma. Kodomo wa sumi ni akuma o mite, kare wa kekkon shi, diaburo wa kotaeta ka dō ka o tazuneru: ? Orokana shōnen o yorokobaseru, watashi wa akumada, dono yō ni watashi wa, kekkon suru koto ga deki, kodomo wa kare ga yoi tsutae, sorera potchari-kei wa, sonogo, kono yarō sōshoku-hindesu.
90.- Surīkingusu. Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa watashi ga baruta to Gaspy de yotte saigo no yoru tsukan meruchōru, watashi ga okonatteru tawagotodesu. Rakuda wa, wareware wa ikutsu ka no roba to issho ni ikimashita. Watashi wa sore ga jikandōrini tōchaku suru to wa omoimasen. Shikashi, nen'notame, happīsurīkingusu-bi.
89.- Erunīnyo kuchi subarashīdesu. Kodomo ga gakkō de karera wa kuchi subarashīdesu to okāsan no kotae o oshiete iru koto o hahaoya ni tsutaemasu: Watashi no musuko o kiku to,-guchi no purēto o ofu ni fukuyō shinaide kudasai, Anata ga nomikomu koto ga okotte iru koto.
88.- Minikui ko. Kodomo ga 4kagetsu jiten no aruki hajimerubekidearu yō ni minikui umaremashita. Dare mo hakon arimasendeshita. Kanojo no hahaoya ni musume kara
87.- On'nanoko wa, kanojo no itoko wa, rōza to Azucena no to yoba rete ita riyū o kanojo no okāsan tazunemasu ka? Mama wa sonogo on'nanoko wa futatabi tazune, sore wa kanojo no oba wa, hana no hijō ni sukidatta to iu kotodesu henshin: Anata no okāsan, anatagasuki? Mama wa dōyō shutoku shi, ima dewa ōku no koto o motomete iru to ii, beddopenerope to Paroma ni ikimasu.
86.- Kutsū de mukade. Konchū no yūjin ga pātī ni kaketsuketa to mukade wa karera ga momentico o matsu tsutae, watashi wa kutsu o eru koto wa arimasen mukade o sagashite kimasu.
85.- Porutogaru-go no yūjin. Īe sensei, soreha madeirapinokiodesu: One-nushi wa, soreha madeiradeatta to Porutogaru wa kotaete inai baai koto o Porutogaru-go ni tazunemasu.
84.- Yoi otokonoko. Gakkō no kodomo-tachi wa, ōkyū shochi kitto o keisei suru tame ni kifu o onegai shi, kodomo ga iryō-yō sanso tanku o mi ni tsukete imasu. Sensei wa kare ga daredatta kare ni tazunemasu ka? Shōnen wa sore ga kanojo no sobo to kaitō shita. Soshite, kyōshi ga tazuneru to, kare wa anata no sobo, utsukushī otōsan o iimashita ka? Lleveees wa shinaide kudasai.
83.- Erunīnyo ga katakunana. Gakkō de okāsan ga katakunana kare ni itta, naze kodomo ga tazunemasu ka? Soshite, okāsan wa karera ni mimi o katamuke, anata no kami sakkābōru o kushi nai, ōtō shimasu.
82. Hanasu gengo. Dono yō ni hahaoya wa Roshiago de iimashita ka? Īe estorvemasen. Nihon de no 99 o yokeru hōhō wa? Hobo hyaku. Mirā wa chūgokugo de dō iimasu ka? Aitoi. Tsume to saru o
81.- Saru wa, karera ga banana o motte ita baai ni shitsukoku tazuneru yaoya ni arukimasu ka? Soshite, furūtsubouru wa arimasen to iimasu. Saru wa tsukare shitsumon to furūtsubouru o shuchō shi, nō to iu to, kare wa jibun jishin o tazunerunaraba dono yōna shita o kaishite tsume de kabe ni hanguappu suru koto o kare ni tsutaemasu. Soshite, saru wa yaoya ga tsume o motte itashi, nō to iu ka dō ka o kakunin shimasu. Anata wa banana o motte itanaraba, saru wa futatabi tazunemasu ka?
80.- Eru Yopparai to Battoman. Yoparrai no kōto o motte iru to iu hito no ushiro ni jikkō sa remasu: Shite kudasai, watashi wa anata no tasuke o hitsuyō to suru, sore ga hanshakaiteki mubōbi to muryoku o mamoru daredesuka. ? Soshite, kare wa kotaeta: Īe sensei, watashi wa chariti no Monjitada to, yotte wa mōshiwakearimasen ā, watashi wa kare ga Battomanda to omotta, to iimasu.
79.- Chūgoku no kankōkyaku. Chūgokujin kankōkyaku ga kūfuku ni motte imasuga, gengo o shitte ite, junjo o shirimasendeshita, resutoran ni hairi, jikkō shiyou to shite iru hito wa, sore ga narande haichi sa rete hyōji sa rete inaito omo ga iu yō ni: Watashi wa sūpu o atae, Chūgoku wa iimasu: Watashi mo,-shi no tsūchi to iu: Pan wa anata ga watashi o ataeru, to Chūgoku wa mata watashi ni kurikaeshi,-shi wa dōyō shite inai to iu to, watashi wa, kono saizu no unchi o ataeru to Chūgoku o iimasu: Watashi wa mohaya motto hoshīdesu nani mo arimasen.
78.- Inu Fifi. Otoko wa kanojo no te o motomeru tame ni kare no gārufurendo ni ie o ikuga, i no naka de machigatta gasu o ikimasu. Wakai okāsan wa hanashi o shite kare no soba ni Fifi to yoba reru koinu no ie ga kanjiru yō ni suwatte, kare ga iku meijimashita. Anata ga omoni hanashite iru koto wa gasu o ofu ni naru to, fujin wa, otoko wa josei wa inu ga idō shi, soko ni todomarimasen sekinin o nagete iru to kangae, jitsugen shi Fifi ga soto ni iku koto o iimasu. Otoko wa hoka no gasu o kanji, sore o dekiru yō ni naru, josei ga Fifi ga futatabi kurikaesa re, anata ga soto ni iku to inu ga mushi sanshō jitsugen shimasu. Otoko wa jishin o tsukami, hoka no gasu o dasu to redī sono otoko ga shittingmasu soko kara ririku Fifi wa iimasu.
77.- Josei to jōku. Sonogo, karera wa, karera wa anata ga jōdan o itte iru toki, warau 2 tān o jōdan o iu tsumori sa rete iru koto o iwa reta toki ni mazu, karera wa warai, soshite: Rojikku ni yoru to, josei wa jōdan o iu tsumori toki ni 3-kai waraimasu karera wa jōdan o rikai suru toki ni warau koto o mukemasu.
76.- Sunūpu-ko. On'nanoko ga ki no eda ni nobotta to Chairuzu wa mite ita, to shōjo wa hoka ni iu: Shitsureina baai ni shōnen-tachi o mite iru dake de buruma o miru tame ni watashitachi o nozonde iru, to hoka no ōtō shimasu: Watashi wa pojishon o motte inainode, watashi wa yokubō ni taizai suru kotodesu.
75.- Janguru no naka no otoko. Hitotsu no taipu wa, janguru no naka de fusoku shite iru, to hijō ni kūfukudesu. Karera wadearu ka kakunin suru tame ni iku toki, jagaimo to yori jagaimo, oyobi sorera o yawarakaku suru tame ni yoi jikan kandera chōbo o nokosu: Karera wa hitokuijinshu o tsukamaeru koto de, karera wa sore o toru to ōkina nabe ni ire, nabe ni kare o oku tame ni kaishi shimasu softies wa, otoko o shutoku shi, hitokuijinshu tsutaemasu: Yori ōku no jagaimo o.
74.- Miruku man. Anata ga ima watashi o kanshi shite imasu pedorīto: Kyōshi wa sukiru ga shōrai-teki ni jikkō suru tame ni motte iru koto o kakunin suru tame ni kodomo o yōkyū shi, pedorīto o tazunemasu ka? Soshite, pedorīto no ke ga kyōshi o ōtō shi, kyōshi ga kare ni tsugeru: Anata wa biyōshi ni naru tsumorida, kondo wa watashi o mite iru Danielito anata o mite mimashou ka? Kyōshi no me wa, anata ga watashi o mite iru mono o, ganka Danielito anata rūideshou ka? Watashi wa Gyūnyū-ya, kyōshi ni narudeshou.
73.- Amerika no kankōkyaku. Takushī untenshu wa, Amerika no kankōkyaku o aruite iru to, subete kare wa sore ga haruka ni ōkī koto ga watashi no kunide wa, kare wa chōdo iu amerikano oshie, kare wa kare ni oshieyori mo kankōkyaku ga iu, watashi no kunide wa haruka ni ōkiku naru yō ni suru koto o, kankōkyaku ga dōbu~tsuen ni tsureteiku to Amerika o oshiete saidai no kame to Amerika wa, shukun o motomete itanode, karera sore wa narimasu ka? Omo wa kotaeta: Sore wa Nankinmushi naru, to Amerika wa iu: Nankinmushi,-shin wa, sore ga watashitachi no kunide wa hijō ni chīsai koto.
72.- Ranpu to tensai. Chōdo Arajin ga tassei sa reta dokusho-tō ga sukide, kare wa tensai ga hyōji sa reru koto ni sore o kosurushi hajime, kare ga fuyo sa rete imasu yuiitsu no 3 negai o irai suru kare ni tsugeru to, otoko chiteki shinshi wa 1 ga, watashi wa, raiburari o shitai to iimasu, patto kieru, raiburari ga hyōji sa retara, watashi wa ōku no shoseki, patto kieru o shitai daini, shoseki ga hyōji sa re, 3 wa sekai ni hitori de taizai shitai, to patto kieru, karera wa tensai to daremoga kie, soshite shinshi wa toshokan ni iku toki karera wa kare no rōgankyō o otoshi, kare wa tōsan shimashita. Fīrudo o tsūjite
71.- U~ōku. Kazoku ga inaka o kayotte sanpo ni iku to ushi, ikutsu ka no yagi ya roba o mita toki, josei wa kanojo no otto o tsutaeru: Watashi no ai, dono yō ni utsukushī, anata no zentai no kazoku no motsu tanoshisa o mite, kanojo no otto ni tsutaemasu: Seikaku ni watashi no ai, wa i, watashi no subete no hōritsu oyobi watashi no keiteishimai.
70.- Nani mo arimasen. Kare wa kare no atarashī shigoto de yatte irudo no yō ni wakai otoko ga betsu no mono o tazuneru to, kare wa mizu no naka ni iru ka no sakana o henshin shi, wakai otoko ga iu, sore ga dono yō ni, nani o yatte imasu ka? Soshite, yūjin wa kotaenai: Nani mo.
69. Nan Baunsu kurasu. Mama wa, karera ga gakkō kara oidasa riyū ni Rui o tazunemasu ka? Soshite, Rui wa, kare ga nani mo shinakatta riyū o kare wa shitte inai koto o ōtō shi, sonogo, haha wa iuga, anata wa kurasu o baunsu sa remasunode, nani mo shimasendeshita ka? Soshite, Rui-shi wa nobete imasu: Mochiron, watashitachi ga okonau koto ni okura retamonono nani mo shimasendeshita.
68.- Akachan ga naite imasu. Akachan ga naite iru to, josei wa otto ni tsutaemasu: Watashi no ai, henkō, oyobi otto ga ōtō shi, anata wa watashitachi ga sore o motomeru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu.
67.- Wa kodomo o ushinaimashita. Mama wa, watashi no akachan o ataeru, to tsuma wa watashi ga sakenda made matsu, ōtō shi, otto ga tazuneruga, naze watashi wa naite matsu hitsuyō ga arimasu. Otto wa tsuma ni tsutaemasu ka? Soshite, josei wa kotaeta: Kare wa watashi o nogashite imasu. Gakkō de
66.- Hahaoya wa musuko ni tazuneru: Papa, naze anata wa gakkō ni totemo jinsokudesu ka? Soshite kodomo wa, ōtō watashi wa sensei ni shitsumon ni kotaeru koto ga dekiru yuiitsu no hitodatta to iu kotodesu, to haha wa itte, do no yōna shitsumon ga PAPIta: To kodomo tsutaemasu: Sono dorafuto no atama no ue ni watashi o osoimashita?
65.- Nemurimasu. Kodomo wa nemuru koto ga dekinai kurasu ya dōkyūsei to iu, nakama, gakkō de nemutte iru, to kodomo ga ōtō shimasu. Hanashimasu zutto to issho ni ne suru koto ga dekiru yō ni narimasu ka.
64.- Obasan. Oba ga ie o hōmon shite tōchaku shi, kodomo ga oba o kiku tame ni ito sezu to iu, anata no anata ga orokanara, to okāsan wa hijō ni yūkan shutoku shi, kodomo ni tsutae: Anata no oba ni, shazai o yōkyū shi, tsutaeru koto o tsugetanode, anata ga orokanara oba wa, osoreirimasuga, mōshiwakearimasenga, anata: Anata wa sore o kanjiru, to shōnen no oba o tsutaete imasu. Kurasu no sensei o
63.- Sensei wa watashi ga hainyō suru toire ni iku hitsuyō ga aru baai wa, kare no gārufurendo no yō ni chanto iudarou koto Kenito o tazunemasu ka? Soshite Kenito wa kantan sensei, watashi o aishi, osoreirimasuga, watashi wa sugu ni anata ga sore o shitte iru yo yūjin o mi ni iku hitsuyō ga ari, ōtō shimasu.
62.- Watashi wa warai ga hyōji sa remasen. Sensei wa Afurika no ikutsu ka no yasei dōbutsudesu, karera wa funiku o dake o taberu kodomo-tachi haiena ni setsumei shi, karera wa ichidodake kōbi, to dake warai, to kare wa setsumei o rikai shite iru baai Kenito ga tazunemasu ka? Soshite, Kenito no kotaeha: Watashi wa tawagoto o tabe, ichidodake no nakama to iu koto, sore wa anata ga warai o ataeru koto ga dekiru koto o rikai shite inai warai igai ni, nanika o rikai shite inainode, tōku ni sunde iru dōbutsu no yō ni, nani no sensei o rikai shimashita. Kaiwa
61.- Karera wa karera no kodomo no hanashi o 3-ri no shinshideari, izureka o iu: Watashi no musuko wa ie o utte, kare wa 1 yūjin ni 1 o ataeta koto o totemo umaku yatte dōsa shi, hoka o iu: Sarigenaku watashi no musuko wa kuruma o hanbai shi, onaji koto o yatta, kare ga hanarete ataemashita yūjin ni kuruma, oyobi dai san ryōshu o iu: Anata ga motte iru mono, watashi no musuko wa un de, anata wa futari no yūjin o motte, hitotsu wa kare ni ie o atae, hoka wa kare ni kuruma o ataemashita.
60.- Gakkō ni okurete tōchaku shimasu. Rui wa, kurasu ni kite inakatta to sensei ga anata no Anastasito o oshie, jimoto no kodomo-tachi ga anata no kazoku ni yūyōdearu karera no ie o aite hyōji suru ni wa, kodomo-tachi o tazuneru koto ni yotte hajimarimasu ka? Watashi no okāsan wa mawari ni kau node masutā wa, watashinoie no tame ni, karera wa furīmāketto o irete, hijō ni yoidesuga, yoku, watashi ni anata no Cristoforito o oshiete? Watashinoie no tame no karera no kyōshi wa, yakkyoku o irete, watashitachiha kyōshi ga Rui ni kite miru koto de, chikaku no kusuri o motte ori, gakusei tsutaeru tame ni hijō ni yoidesu: Kodomo ga, Rui wa jibun no oroka de hajimaru baai, gakkō no sotodearu to ni ikimasu nakaniwa ni wa, tashika ni, Rui wa, karera ga hanashite iru shitte inai tōchaku shi, sensei wa kare ni onaji shitsumon o shi, Rui wa iu: Watashinoie wa subete no kodomo-tachi ga iku to Rui tame ni ichido tatte ita migi ga, gei no tame ni ie o okimasu kare wa sorera o tsutae, karera wa mada aka rete inai sa rete iru tame.
59.- Kodomo-tachi ga manabimasu. Shōnen wa kare no otōsan ga hijoé meinu o imi yōkyū shi, otōsan wa sore ga yūjindearu to kotae, sonogo, kodomo ga tawagoto o kiki, kare no otōsan no koto o yōkyū shi, chichi wa sonogo, sore ga monogotodearu to kotae kodomo wa cagadas o kiki, mata chichi o tazune, koreha ōtō: Guzzu o. Sore wa tawagoto o motte iki, migi ga anata no tawagoto o oku, kangei hijoé no meinu: Kare no tanjōbi ni kodomo ga tōchaku shita subete no kare no yūjin o itte imashita. Kurasude wa
58.- Kyōshi wa, kidō kurasu o ataeru tame ni minisukāto de tōchaku shi, sōan o otoshi, sore o hirou shiyō to shite iru akaunto no ue ni mi rareru, to sensei ga ittemashita: Aristóbulito o, anata wa watashi o mimashita ka? Yuiitsu no masutā kuiru, ōkē, kurasu no nai tsuki wa, anata ga, hiza, ōkē, 2kagetsu wa Kura sure su? Sensei ga watashi o mite iru koto Pancrasito, anata Kenito, anata wa watashi o mimashita ka? Anata no rainen no kyōshi o sanshō shite kudasai.
57.- Sōki ni tōchaku shimasu. Kodomo ga gakkō ni sōki ni kite, sensei wa kare o shukufuku shi, shōnen ga tame ni shukufuku shite inai baai, kanojo no tanjōbi o, anata ga sōki ni shite irunode, kanojo wa, sonotame ni kare ni ōtō shi, shōnen wa iu, sore wa watashi o motarashite iru kotodearu koto o kare ni tsutaemasu sakkā senshudeari, kyōshi o yōkyū shi, sore wa anata ga iya, anata no oji wa sakkā senshudearu sōki ni soko ni tsuku koto no subetedearu oji? Sore wa kare ga watashi o kemmotarashite imasu.
56.- Nyūsu. Kodomo ga gakkō kara ie ni kite, kare wa 2 no nyūsu o ataeru koto o chichi ni tsutae, yoitowarui, to chichi wa saisho no yoi nyūsu o anata ni tsutaeru tame ni kare ni tsugeru to, kodomo wa kare ga kare no subete no zairyō o sugoshita anata ni tsutae, anata ga ima itta subete ga usodearu, yoi otōsan: Otōsan wa ima watashi ni warui nyūsu o tsutaeru, manzoku shite iru to, kare o shukufuku shite kara iimasu.
55.- Furōresu o setsudan shimasu. Kyōshi wa, karera ga toire ni iku toki, karera wa Juliancito no tame ni, jissai ni hana o katto shi, shiyou to shite iru koto o tsugeta koto o kodomo-tachi ni tsutaemasushi, kyōshi ga u~irī to no tame ni, sonogo, hana o katto suru to shite imasu Kenito ga teishi shi, kyōshi ni tsutaete iru ma, kare wa, kyōshi ga hana o katto suru to shite iru: Sensei, watashi wa kabin o kirei ni kami ga hitsuyōdesu.
54.- Kodomo ga tazunemasu. Hito wa yotte iru toki ni anata ga shitte iru yō ni, otōsan: Kodomo ga otōsan o tazunemasu ka? Chichi wa kotaeta to: Hito wa yotte iru toki, ni mimi o katamuke, koko ni watashi no musuko o zehi sudeni nijū mite, watashi wa anata ga soko ni kite, korera no 2-ri no josei o sanshō shite kudasai, setsumei shimashou ka? Ko no kotae: Nan 2 otōsan, nomi fuzoku shite imasu.
53.- Nuigurumi ningyō. Shōjo wa kare ni nuigurumi ningyō o kau tame ni kanojo no hahaoya ni tsutae, hahaoya wa sore o kotaeta kenkyona ajidearu koto ga hijō ni īdesu, to shōjo wa iu, nani mo kenkyona haha, watashi no bābī wa meido ga hitsuyōda to iu kotodesu.
52.- Interijento Kenito. Kenito wa ima made kare wa dairoku ni suruhitsuyōgāru koto, sono teidodearu koto ga hijō ni sumātodearu sensei ni tsutaemasu. Gurēdo ya kyōshi wa, kare wa sore ga kettei shi, torishimariyaku ga hyōka o shōnin miru tame ni kantoku ni hanashi o suru to kotaemashita. Hyōka wa, direkutā o tazuneru koto ni yotte kaishi sa remasu: 3 × 3 - Dono kura idesu ka? 9 Direku tā - 6 Taimuzu 6? 36 Kyōjudakara kantoku wa Kenito ni anata ikutsu ka no shitsumon ni nari, kare wa sorera subete ni kotae, sensei o iu, watashi wa anata ni watashi no ikutsu ka no shitsumon o shite mimashou: Watashi wa 2 o motte iru 4 ni okeru ushi wa - nandesuka? Ashi, sensei. - Dono yō na anata wa, watashi ga inai zubon o kite imasu ka? Kantoku wa, shitsumon ni yotte odoroite iru, to Kenito wa iimasu: Poketto, sensei. Kore wa josei no chūshin to otoko no haigo ni hairimasu ka? Direkutā no sekimen, oyobi Kenito o ōtō shimasu. Moji" E", sensei, akutō no josei no kami wa - Wherete imasu ka? Kantoku wa Kenito o mite, kare wa iimasu: Afurika dewa, - nani ga yawarakaku, josei no te ni hijō ni muzukashi imasu? Atama o sage, Kenito kantoku wa sugu ni kotaemashita: Masutā kaiga no tsume, `watashitachiha ashi no man'naka ni josei o motte imasu ka? Kantoku wa tameiki, soshite Kenito wa iimasu: Hiza, kyōshi, dokushin josei yori mo hiroi kikon josei o motte iru - nani? Kantoku wa sensei o mitsume, soshite Kenito wa iimasu: Masutābeddo, do no yōna kotoba wa" C" de hajimari, " O" de owaru arrugaditodeari, subete ga modotte sore o motte imasu ka? Kantoku wa tameiki, soshite Kenito wa kotaemasu. Masutāerubō, wādo wa `C ' de hajimaru nan man'naka ni ana ga ari, watashi ga shōri suru tame ni subete no hito ni sore o ataemashita ka? Kantoku wa hantaisoku ni kare no kao o mawasu, to Kenito o ōtō shimasu. CD., Kyōshi, soreha kantoku no tamedeari, intabyū o chūdan shi, kyōshi ni tsutaemasu: Sensei wa chōdo jibun jishin ni subete no korera no shitsumon ni shippai shi, 6-nichi ni sore o okimasu. Mori no naka no
51.- Akazukin. Mori no naka no VA raidingufūdo to ōkami o mitsuke, tanomimasu: `Anata wa dono yō ni ōkina mimi o motte imasu ka? Hai naniyori akai kao? Hai anata wa totemo hiroi me o - nani? Hai - nani ga anata ga motte iru ha o kuishibatte imasu ka? Neko, wa i, jōba fūdo wa, watashi no tawagoto o shimashou .
50.- Na o haichi shimasu. Kami wa namae o irete ita toki ni, dōbutsu wa itta: Anata wa garīna to yobanakereba naranai, anata wa buta to yoba reru, anata wa roba, roba to yoba reru to iu: Watashi wa kōru suru tsumoridesu ka? Roba, oyobi kaku jikan wa, roba ga onaji koto o omotte ita, to kami wa dōyō shutoku shi, baka roba o ii, roba ga ōtō: Meikakuna, watashi wa sudeni, dōyō no namae o iimashita.
49.- Tengoku de bengoshi. Bengoshi ga tengoku ni tōchaku shi, sanpedoro-shi wa nobete imasu: Koko de bengoshi NO, oyobi bengoshi wa iimasu: Anatahadaredesu ka? Sanpedoro wa kotaemashita: Watashi wa kīpādesu, anata no shikaku jōhō o kakunin suru ni wa, watashi wa iesu ni hanasou, to iesu ga kite, bengoshi ni shiji shimasu. Koko bengoshi wa ukeire raremasen, soshite, anatahadare? Watashi wa, iesu,-shin no kodesu? Anata no tanjō o sanshō shite kudasai, to iesu wa iu ni wa: Shin'yū ni gōkaku shi, kekkon shōmei-sho,-tō o yōkyū shimasu nado, gōkaku, gōkaku.
48.- Ninshinmasen. Josei wa kanojo no shin'yū tsutae: Masani, kono yōna riyū no tame ni, yūjin: Chotto yūjin o anata no otto wa, mukindeari, josei ni tsutaeta baai, watashi wa, ninshin no ōku o mite iru to, hoka no kaitō ga, on'nanoko.
47.- Orokamono no haha. 2-Ri no josei wa hijō ni damu no kodomo-tachi ga hanashi o shite iruga ari, ippō ga tahō ni iu: Chotto yūjin, watashi no musuko no orokana baai wa, anata ga sanshō shite kudasai yo, kodomo o yobidashi, Plutarquito wa ii,-ka ni kaette mi ni ikimasu watashi wa sokodashi, hoka ga ōtō suru ka dō ka: Watashi yori oroka fukanō, to anata ga hyōji sa remasu: Eraclito wa, korera no 100 boribaru o tori, watashi no karāterebi o motte kimasu. 2-Ri no kodomo ga issho ni iku to, ippō ga tahō ni iu: Mama wa orokana baai, kare wa uchinonakada to watashi ni kagi o atae, hoka no kaitō shinai baai wa, kōzan ga haruka ni orokade mi ni iku tame ni watashi ni itta: Me kare wa terebi,-iro o motarasudaroushi, kare ga nozonde iru naniiro o watashi ni oshiete kurenai to iimasu.
46.- Ojīchan no asa. Sofu wa mago tsutae: Papa, watashi wa anata ga kare no naitosutando no hikidashi ni anata no otōsan o motsu, watashi ni azulitas baiagura no jōzai o yobidashi-sha no hitori o motte iru baai, kare wanai shitte iru ashita 10 Koin o ataerudeshou. Tsugi no hi no sofu wa kodomo ni 100 Koin o atae, kodomo wa iuga, anata wa chōdo watashi ni 10 o oshiete iru baai, naze anata wa, watashi o ataemasu ka? Soshite, kare wa anata ga kare ni anata no sobo o okutta ta no sofu ni kotae. Gare go
45.- Itami. Kare wa Ippon ashinoitami o motte irunode, garishia wa isha ni iki, ishi wa sore wa nenrei no kotoda to iu to, garishia no kaitō: Hoka wa onaji nenreidearu, to watashi o kizutsukeru koto wa arimasen.
44.- Eru Yopparai to musuko. Kodomo wa kare no otōsan wa, hoka no koto o kotaeta ōku no nomimono ni sanka suru subete no yoru ni naru koto o betsu no mono o shiji shi, sorera ni bā o motarasu koto, iya, kare wa ōku o nomu, to kodomo ga iu node, sorehada baai wa. Sūpā de
43.- A gajego. Garishia kare wa sūpā de gyūnyūpakku o abaku odoroita, naze soko ni sono kontena ga kyappu sa rete inai mono o tazunemashita ka? Ōpun koko ni: Soshite garishia wa, pakkēji no shiji ga iu koto o kotaemashita. Josei no uchi
42.- ? Anata wa sōgi no bochi de, anata no dansei no yō ni mieru koto o, chotto yūjin o, soshite hoka no henshin: : Josei wa betsu no mono o tazuneru? Watashi wa nani o, nani no aidea no yūjin o motteinai shi, hoka ni shiji shimasu: Soreha to iu kotodesu yuiitsu no watashitachi no karada wa kenen shite imasu.
41.- Eru gajego to zō. Garishia wa, piano no kī ni betsu no hitsuyōna 1, 000 ijō no zō, oyobi hoka no ōtō o setsumei shi, anata ga zō o okonau koto o manabu koto ga dekiru ka subarashīdesu. Gare gosu no
40.- maisō. Garishiadai to, karera wa kodomo-tachi no 1 o umeru tame ni iki, kare ga nozonde ita to shite, karera wa kare ni sen yūro o umerubekidearu to ii, oyobi hoka no ko to iu: Dakedenaku, ishi 750 wareware ga motte iru monodeari, musume ga itte inai: Nani no kyōdai o, sono dore mo ga, kurejittokādo de metámosle naishi, kare ga nozonde iru to shite sugoshimasu.
39.- Eru gajego to choriso. Gare go wa, kōjō rinka ga ari, anata no kodomo ni kōjō no shigoto o setsumei shite iru, to kodomo ni tsutaemasu: Watashi no musuko, koko no mawari korera no roba o meteis, sudeni soko ni wa chorizo s o saru koto ni nari, kodomo wa kotaeta: Chotto otōsan, watashitachiha gyaku no sōsa o okonau baai, watashi wa koko no mawari no sōsēji o ireta baai, watashi wa soko ni roba o nokoshi, soshite garishia-go ni ōtō suru koto ga arimasu, watashi no musuko, watashi wa ishi dake no mashin o watashi wa choriso o motte, do no yōna fujō shite iru koto wa roba wa anata no hahadattadesu.
38.- Garishia tabemasu. Garishia wa tsuma tsutae: Chotto josei o, anata ga watashi o ataete iru sōsēji wa hijō ni kōondeari, tsuma wa ōtō: Tatakau tame ni iku hairenai-yō ni chūi shite, otoko wa, anata ga shitte imasu.
37.- Garishia ryōri. Kodawari no sa re mother' re chōri supagetti o, to mama o ōtō shimasu: Musuko wa hahaoya garishia ni tsutae fakku, on'na sorera o kika sete, watashi no musuko o shinpaishinaide kudasai. Shinpai Gallega
36.- Musuko wa hahaoya ni tsutaemasu: Nēmama wa, watashi ga yubi o kitte kitaga, hahaoya wa kotaeta:, Watashi no musuko o shinpai bandoeidosutando, soshite kodomo ni tsutaenaide kudasai: Sore wa yoi hahaoyadaga, watashi wa shirimasen koko de, yubi ga geraku shite imasu. Garishia
35.- O bunseki shimashita. Musuko wa hahaoya ni tsutaemasu: Nē, haha, fushin wa kōnotori ga kodomo o motarashita baai, watashitachi ni tabemono o atae, kenja wa watashitachi ni dono yōna watashinochichidearu omocha o, motte iru baai ka?
34.- Kodomo no kōtsū. Kodomo wa kare no gakkō no basu o notte utatte iru: Watashinochichi wa uma to haha-badatta baai, watashi wa umadearouga, watashinochichi wa sarudattashi, watashinohaha wa sarudatta baai, watashi wa saru ni narudarou, doraiba ga sokonawa reru ryōhō ga uta o kiku to kodomo ni tsutaemasu: Chotto musuko, soshite anata no otōsan wa anata ga 1 baishunpudatta koto o gei to anata no hahadatta baai wa dō narimasu ka? Soshite, kodomo wa kotaeta: Hoken wa, shatoru no untenshu ni narimasu. Kameramangajego
33.- Garishia wa kanojo no umareta bakari no musuko no shashin o totte shussan ni ari, kankoshi wa iu, hijō ni subarashī shinshi, kanojo no saisho no ko to shiawase, soshite garishia-go ni kotaemasu? Shiawase wa i okusama ga, watashi no saisho no musuko wa, watashide wa arimasen dai ichi-shitsu. Gare go wa byōki
32.-. Garishia wa betsu no mono o shiji shimasu: Nē manoro wa, anata no musume wa rinbyō de aruku to, manoro o ōtō suru koto o watashi ni itta: Watashi no yūjin, watashi wa iku dare ni settei suru kanojo ni itta, sore wa kanojo no kotodesu.
31.- Butsuri gajego - bodībirudā. Watashi wa sore wa isha ga kodomo ga taijū o kyatchi suru hitsuyō ga aru koto o watashitachi ni katatta koto ga aru, to: Garego wa hadaka no mune ni kare no wakai musuko ga fuzoku shite ori, hoka wa iu: Nē manoro wa, kono anata no musuko wa yoi kin'niku o motte iru, to manoro o ōtō shimasu watashi wa u~eito o tsukamu tame ni sore o okimasu.
30.- Kodomo wa hikaridesu. ? Ai ga aru otōsan to, otōsan wa kotaeta: : Shōnen wa chichioya ni tazune ai wa jinsei, musuko no hikarideari, katsu gimon-shi suru ko o kaeshi, sore ga kekkondearu, otōsan? Yoi musuko wa, kekkon wa atode kuru hōandesu.
29.- Furaingufamirī. Gekijō kōi chaban.-Maku ga hiraki, barukonī ga hyōji sa re,-shi Diasu ga whizzes kōjōdatta koto ga kansatsu sa reta o tōshite, maku ga tojimasu. Sore wa, kāten o futatabi hiraki, onaji barukonī ga futatabi hyōji sa re, sore ga ima mieru o tsūjite, misesu. Diasu wa, amarini mo anata no shokubutsu ni mukatte tonde maku o toji, soshite dono yō ni purē o yobidasu tame ni ikimasu ka? Diasu wa tobimasu.
28.- Manoro, anatatowatashi no sore ga arimasu. Tsuma ga manoro tazuneru: Dansei o, anatatowatashi wa, watashitachiha daredesuka? Soshite, manoro wa kotaeru: Nē, josei, korera wa coooño, manabi, daimeishidesu.
27.- Raidingufūdo to ōkami. Fūdo o notte mori no naka o tsūka shi, Urufu o mitashite iru, to kare wa jōba fūdo nē, watashi wa dare mo mae ni sore o ataeru to kangae rarete inai kisu o ataerudeshou, to ii, soshite jōba fūdo wa kotaemasu. Soshite, watashi wa anata ga teikyō suru tsumoridarou basuketto.
26.- Aruzenchin, mijukuji. Aruzenchin wa betsu no mono o tazuneru: Nē nē, naze sore ga koko Aruzenchin de ōku no mijukuji ga sonzai suru koto ga arimasu ka? Soshite, hoka no ōtō: Che wa anata o oshie, dochira no hahaoya ga watashitachi ni taeru kotodesu.
25.- Kuruma no kirisutokyōto. Otoko wa betsu no mono o shiji shimasu: Nē yūjin wa, kore wa mainichi, subete no shūkyō-tekina keiken no watashi no kurumadeari, tahō wa yōkyū shi, sonotame ni, watashi no yūjin? Soshite, kare wa hoka o iu: Mainichi watashi wa būto ni inosshinakereba naranai kotodesu.
24. - Rikon. Rikon de tsuma wa otto ni tsutaemasu: Watashi wa sore ga watashi no monodearu tame, kodomo o nokoshi, soshite kanojo no otto ni tsutaete imasu:, Naze watashi wa kare to issho ni jibun jishin o suru koto ga dekinai, to kanojo wa iu īe, sore wa watashi no monodearu tame, to? Otto ni tsutaemasu: Anata ga shitte iru yō ni anata no monodesu, mata sore wa anatadesu ka? Soshite, kare wa josei o tsutae, dono yō ni soreha kureijīda?, Roro' e to otto ni tsutae, kare ga umareta toki, anata wa anata o oboete, anata mo, watashi ga okonatte, henkō, henkō suru koto ga watashi ni iimashita.
23.- Pepe to manoro. Pepe wa manoro o tsutaemasu: Manoro nē, anata wa sore ga kyōdearu nani no hi watashi ni iu koto ga dekimasu ka? On'na, quediesoy o: Soshite manoro wa ōtō shi, watashi ga itte, kanojo wa shitte iru ka dō ka o kakunin suru tame ni pepe ga watashi no tsuma ni tazunete mimashou ka? On'na wa kotaeta: Anata wa, otoko nan shite iru koto? Nani no tame ni yoi, sore wa akirakadesu. Kanojo no musuko e no
22.- no haha. Sudeni kōrei no haha wa, watashi wa anata ni yoi hahaoyadatta, kanojo no musuko, puro to otoko no kodomo o tazunemasu ka? Soshite, musuko no kotae: Mochiron hai, haha, watashi wa yuiitsu no 4kagetsu yowai de, aruite omutsu o jibun de henkō suru koto o manabanakereba naranakatta yuiitsu no jinbutsudeatta to omoimasu.
21.- Erunīnyo kare no otōsan. Shōnen wa chichioya ni tsutaemasu: Otōsan wa, watashi ga gakkō de on'nanoko ga sukide, sore wa watashi ikanaru baai okonai, otōsan ōtō: Sono on'nanoko no yō ni anata to anata wa kanojo o aishite ireba, musuko o, subete no auto no ándale o soshite kodomo wa ōtō: OK otōsan, watashi wa sorera no hitotsu ga hairanakereba naranai, subete o dete ikimasu yo.
20.- Tsuma hinshitsu. Tsuma wa otto ni tsutaemasu: Papa, kodomo o umu to, sudeni ōbun ni toriniku o ire, otto wa ōtō shite imasuga, watashi wa kurēdoru de niwatori o mitara, ōbun o ofu ni shi, coooño. Ginkōde wa
19.- Otoko wa gankai ni naru to isha o kiku to ii, watashi wa yoku mite inai to omou, watashi wa megane ga hitsuyōda to omou, to ishi ni kotaeru: Yūjin, watashi wa sore, kore wa koko ni ginkōdearu tame, to iu no wa hontōda to omoimasu.
18.- Kodomo o nyūyoku. Okāsan wa, kodomo o nyūyoku yokusō ni kōkaku, mimi ni yotte kare o tsukamu, to kanojo no otto ni tsutaemasu sa rete imasu ne e okāsan, anata wa mimi ni yotte kare o hippassuruhitsuyōgāru tame, to josei ōtō: Nai otōsan o, sono mizudearimasu sore wa hijō ni atsuidesu. Tsuma
17.- rō. Otoko wa tsuma ni tsutaemasu: Watashi wa sore ni dageki o ataeru to mama nē, anata wa sore o kanjimasu ka? Soshite, tsuma wa kotaeta: Mochiron, watashi wa mōshiwakearimasenga, papa wa, watashi wa chōkaku shōgai-shade wanaidesu.
16.- Ha to Erefanta. Chīsana mausu ga Ere ni ai o tsukuru shiyō to shite ita, to iu ten de, anata wa Erefanta no atama no ue ni kokonattsu o doroppu suru to, soreha `a~a' to iu to chīsana mausu iu: Sudeni sabrosota, kurushimu shi hajimete iruga.
15.- Hanasu gengo. Sore wa Doitsu no basu no naka de nobeta yō ni? Sukuizu.
14. Hanasu gengo. Dono yō ni hason wa chūgokugo de itte iru nodesu ka? Sagi.
13. Kutsu o karimashita. Josei wa dansei no kikan no ōki-sa wa, karera no kutsunosaizu ni ruiji shite ita betsu ni setsumei shi, sonogo, kono josei kanojo no otto ga ie ni kuru, to kare wa iu, anata wa `karita kutsu' o taberu tsumoridesu ka? Yakkyoku de
12.- Shi Furuidesu. Rōjin wa yakkyoku ni kite, Viagras o tazuneru to,-sō, kare wa reshipi o motarashita baai wa yakuzaishi ga tazuneru to, rōjin wa henshin, reshipi wa arimasenga enfermito de. Kūfuku
11.- Yopparai. Yotte wa hahaoya ni kare no chikubi o suu akachan o mite, chotto badi, watashi wa koko de ikutsu ka no supagetti o motarasu, no shokuhin o henkō shite mimashou to iimasu.
10.- Monsutā to Monstrua. Kare wa monsutā o kite, Monstrua o tsutaemasu: Watashitachiha mezawari o okonaimasu, to Monstrua ga ōtō: Watashi wa, watashi ga Gekkei, o motsu koto wa dekimasen.
9.- Eigo gakushū. ? Otoko wa betsu no mono o tazuneru: Nē yūjin wa, anata ga shitte iru, eigo to hoka no ōtō wa, mochiron hai, anata ga shiritai oshietekudasai, to yoku ā taipu o tsutae, sore ga koko ni kaka rete imasu: Watashi wa. ? Soshite, hoka no ōtō: Yūjin wa, gozen 1-ji ga aru to iimasu. Eigo no jugyōde wa
8.- Sensei wa Rui o tsutaemasu: Soredewa, Rui wa, wādomemori to watashi no bun o oshietekudasai mite mimashou ka? Mī MORY kowagara seru, kyōshi, soshite Rui-shi wa nobete imasu.
7.- Shi Furidesu hōnyō. Anata ga suki to kanjita toki ni kēsu o sureba rōjin wa watashi wa, anata ga yūjin o jitsugen shi, hainyō to iu remasu.
6.- Shi Furuidesu e Josei Furuidesu. Rō fujin ga rōjin tsutae yoake,: Chotto furuiga, anata no chīsana debaisu ga yō ni yoi pan de, rōjin wa shiawasedearu to itte, dono yō ni, furui atatakaku, soshite rō fujin tsutaeru kotodesu: Sono yō na nani mo, sono sore wa, hādo o shutoku suru koto wa arimasen.
5.- Tōmei ningen. Menimienai ikutsu ka no koto o okonau tame no tōmeina josei o sagashite tōmei ningen. Kodomo to akuma
4.- Kodomo ga sumi ni shitsugyō akuma o mite, sensei o kiku to iu, anata wa kekkon shite iru, to diaburo no kotae: ? Kodomo wa, orokana koto shinaide kudasai, watashi wa akumada, watashi wa kekkon shite inai yo, to kodomo ni tsutaemasu: Tsugini sorera no hōn wa, sōshoku-yō no rokudenashidesu. 3.- Ruikurasu. ? Watashi wa, hishatai ga doko ni aru ka oshiete tanoshinde iru to iunaraba, rūi, to Rui wa ōtō shimasu: Sensei wa Rui o tazuneru kare no masutā o koete inakereba naranai, ta wa arimasen.
2.- Rui gakushū. ? Soredewa, koko de watashi wa, watashi wa hitotsu no mizu o nageru baai, anata ga okoru to omoi, futatsu no burokku o motte iru, Rui o mite mimashou, to Rui-shi wa nobete imasu: : Kyōshi wa Rui o tsutae, kyōshi o shinku shimasu, to sensei o kurikaesu: Sate, Rui, anata Rui o, watashitachi wa 2 o hikinuku to, Rui wa kare o mite, watashi wa sore o tsutaeru 1da yō ni watashi wa mite ikimasunode, yoriyoi, to watashi ni kikanai de, sensei o kiku to iu: Watashi wa futatabi tazunemasu? .
1.- Namidagunda hiyoko.
Hiyoko wa naite kite, anata ga naku riyū-betsude wa watashi no yūjin, onegaishimasu, to kare wa kotaemasu? Īe, watashinohaha ga yude no tame no ikutsu ka no tomodachi to kinō hidari, to izure mo modotte inai to iu kotodesu.
Pianowohiku on'nanoko, hito ya chōkaku shōgaimonodeshita.
Sainete, matawa shōtoshiatā. (Tōkōsha: Akiresu Nazoa)'
1-maku de myūjikarukomedi. Kāten ga jōshō suru to, merenge no yō ni mieru on'nanoko wa (yomi: Kurīmukēki o kabā suru) mo, merenge no yō ni mieru koten-tekina sakuhin o, saisei shite imasu. Kare no hahaoya wa, kyōfu gunshū no mae ni foaguraundo de, nani ga okotte iru ka de ikutsu ka no yorokobi o hyōgen shite iru yōda yuiitsu no monodesu. Taiwa wa, ongaku o shūryō suru mae ni shunkan o kaishi shimasu. (Ongaku! ): Josei (shōjo no haha): Ā, shikashi, yoi purē! Kare wa asonde ita koto o dono yō ni yobidasu koto ga dekimasu ka? - The redi: Ā, anata wa shiranai nodesu ka? Sore wa piano to yoba rete imasu. Shinshi: Uwa a, josei... Watashi no tsuma wa merodī o sashi... ! Fujin wa: Sore wa koten-tekina yorudesu... Hyaku-nen ijō shite ita merodi. `Josei wa: Ā, tōzen no yō ni warui oto! Tada, kono yōna furui mono wa amarini mo nagaiai amayakasa rete iru hitsuyō ga ari, sōzō shite mite kudasai. Kishi: Soshite, anata wa sono piano no tame ni ikura haratta madamu o, oshietekudasai? Fujin: Jū ni sen boribaru! `Josei: Jū ni sen boribaru... Shikashi, sore ga kidō sa re, josei! - The naito: Fumu! Watashiniha watashi ga kidō sa reru to omou to, ichi man ni sen boribaru wa... Fujin: Anata wa nani o iimashita no? - The naito: Koko de... Hai, sore wa yasuidesu... Chīsana on'nanoko dake ichi man ni sen boribaru kachi... Naze karera wa migi, shōjo to subete ni korera no piano o hanbai shimasu ka? Fujin: Dono yō ni? `Josei: Soreha... Chīsana on'nanoko ga kami hatashite iru takara, kachi ga aru koto o imi shite imasu. Fujin: Ā, do no yōna mono... Soshite, anata wa 4 o purei kiita koto ga nai koto. Kishi: Dono yō ni? ¿ 4-Dai no piano o ensō? Hitotsu wa son'nani warui fureta baai, dono yō Zaperoco wa yori 3 to narimasu! (Sono jiten de no konsāto wa shūryō shi, daremoga kenrōna netsui o motte hakushu shimasu). Fujin (hijō ni purimu tsumori wa (yomi: Puraudo) shōjo o tsukutta): Ā, do no yōna seikō wa, Triquinia o kakutoku shimashita! Hakushu o kikimasu! Anata ga sōdenakereba, sorera o tatchi suru hitsuyō ga arimasu. - All rūmu: Iya, iya, jū! Tasukete, tasukete! Fujin: Dono yō ni shitemasen ka? Shikashi, sonogo, naze karera wa sore o shōsan shimasu ka? , Ha ni yotte josei o: (Kare wa rikai shite inai yonde) - The shinshi wa, anata ga daikon o totte iru to iu kotodesu. Wareware wa futatabi fureru koto hakushu sa rete inaiga, kare wa saisei ga kanryō surunode. Kāten hayaidesu.
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