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"Yopparai, o jōku"
70. - Yopparai.
Ifuku, monohoshi o, tsukamu shiyou to shite iru josei wa, ni-kai ni ochi, soshite gomibako ni ochi, soshite kasukadesu. Soshite, soko ni yūyō shutoku suru tame ni, gomibako o kakunin suru tame ni kuru yopparai ga, kizetsu shi-sōna josei ni iki, doko demo sore ni fureru koto o shutoku shi,-shin wa nobete imasuga, kono josei wa izentoshite ryōkōdeareba, sonogo Yopparai wa to shite kuriakontena ga dekita, to kata ni josei to issho ni ikimashita.
69. - Yotta monsutā.
Yopparai wa puraza ni hainyō shi, josei o tsūka shi,-jū, burūtasu, sono dōbutsu, oyobi yopparai tsutae barubaro, to itte iru sa rete imasu. Shizukana josei wa, gōkaku wa, tsūka suru, to watashi wa haaku shite imasu puraza no
68. - Eru Yopparai.
Yopparai wa puraza ni hainyō sa re, keikan wa kare ni made kite, anata wa hijō ni īdesu, soshite baai wa yopparai ni kotaeru to iu: Anata wa kanari taruko-shi keisatsu ni sore o mite inai koto.
67. - Yopparai to kī.
Yoparrai Madrugada wa doa o hirakou to suru to, kī o mitsuke, anata no doa ni kite, doa ga aite inai,node, keikan ga tōchaku suru made shuchō shi tsudzuke, tamatama Shichizun? To iu to, Yopparai henshin: Sorehadaga, sore wa dono kī, senseide wa arimasen: Nani mo, sensei no keisatsu o, koreha watashinoiedearu to watashi wa kagi de doa o akete ite, doa ga akanai, to keisatsu ni tsutaete iru kotodesu zazai, to kare wa yopparai ni shiji shimasu. Shikashi,-shin ni yotte, sonogo, karera ni kagi o motte kita doko?
66. - Eru Yopparay to musuko. ?
Kodomo wa kare no otōsan wa ōku no dorinku, hoka no ōtō ni sanka suru tame ni maiban kite, sore wa naze yūjinda, taku -san nomu, ko kotaete iru koto o betsu no mono o shiji shimasu. Īe, sore wa sore wa karera ni bā o motarashite imasu, izakaya.
65. - Yopparai wa daburu mimasu.
Yotte wa, subete no daboku to boroboro isha ni iku, to kare wa nijū mite kita to ii, kare wa kitaru 2-tō no osuushi o mite, 2tsu no u~indō ga motte ita, to hakase wa nobete imasuga, yoi, sore wa kare no panchi ni kankei shite imasu ka? , Watashi ga setsu mei suru isha wa, watashi dakede wa nakatta u~indō o sore o nageta, soshite sore ga atta baai ni osuushi ga watashi no ue ni hashirimashita. Kūfuku
64. - Yoppara.
Yotte wa hahaoya ni kare no chikubi o suu akachan o mite, chotto badi, watashi wa koko de ikutsu ka no supagetti o motarasu, no shokuhin o henkō shite mimashou to iimasu.
63.- Monsutā to Monstrua. Kare wa monsutā o kite, Monstrua o tsutaemasu: Watashitachiha mezawari o okonaimasu, to Monstrua ga ōtō: Watashi wa, watashi ga gekkei o motsu koto wa dekimasen.
62. - Yopparai gei.
Watashi wa gei ni naritai, to hokanohito ga ōtō shimasu:????? Sorera no yo~tsu1 no kaigō de kare wa iu anata wa orokadesu, marika o, Roko ni, matawa anata ga modotte sasa re, Yopparai wa iu: pusshī ga, karera wa gei ni tōtatsu suru tame ni hitsuyōna yōken o sureba. Yotta
61. - Kyōkai.
Shubi yoku anata wa ninki Borrachos no kyōkai o sakusei shite iru to iu koto ga dekimasu. Tsumari, dareka ga nomitakunai baai wa, karera ga iku to anata ga rakutan ni gōkaku suru made, anata wa sore o sakujo suru made, ikutsu ka no nomimono o teikyō shite imasu. Suisu de
60.- Gei.
Gei wa, suisuarupusu o sansaku shi, yuki no jōken o iu kanban o sanshō shite kudasai ikimasu:
Nūshateru. 14 CMS, sofuto rōzan'nu. 19 CMS, suberi yasuidesu Sachauffhausen: 15-Senchi, kotai. Soshite gei wa,-ka ni kaka reta koto ga dekimasu: Pepe: 20-Senchi,-seki no yō ni kataidesu..
59. - Eru Yopparai, kichō.
Yopparai no yoake ga tōrai to tsuma wa iu, soreha, sore wa anata ga aisuru to issho ni ita koto ga tashikada, yo~tsuo shutoku suru jikandashi, yopparai ni kotaeru: Īe shin'ainaru, watashi wa kanojo o aishite.
58. - Hashi no ue ni yotte.
Kujira, kujira o sakende kawa o mite hashi no ue ni yotte. Soshite, sensei ga iu ni gōkaku shita hito wa, dono yō ni soreha kawa de kujira ni narimasu ka? Soshite yokkaitō: Hai, 2 bīru no kan ya furu ga arimasu.
57.- Wain wa shinseidesu.
Shitsumon: Darekaga kono sekai ni kite, sake o nomanai baai wa, do no yōna wain? Watashi wa iimasu.
56. - Kānibaru to īsutā.
Kānibaru to īsutā wa hitsuju hoteru o hanbai suru koto o iimasu. Karera wa soko ni hyōji sa reta baai.
55. - Eru Yopparai to sutorōku.
Yopparai wa, pōru ga shitei sa rete iruto yoake ni kare no ie ni hitto o iku to iu: Watashi wa mada ie ni tōtatsu suru tame ni 2tsu no shotto o nogashimasu.
54. - Eru Yopparai to īe puritiūman arimasen.
Sake ni yotta otoko ga josei ni tsutaemasu: īe puritiūman arimasen saraba, yūkan'na josei ga kawari, iu, to anata yotte, soshite otoko wa iu, wa i, watashi wa ashita no jibun jishin o sakujo shimashita.
53. - Eru Yopparai indian. Yotte wa, sharyō o unten shite iru yajirushi ga tabe rareruto kurasshu shimasu. Kare wa ya o mite inai baai, keisatsu wa kare ni tazunemashita ka? Soshite, yopparai wa kotaeta: Watashi wa Indo ga watashi o nageta koto o mita baai.
52.- Doraibu shinchō ni.
Karera wa sake kudō-sha o sesshu sezu, karera wa arukōru o nomu shiyou to shite iru baai, karera wa watashi o yobidashita baai.
51. - Yopparai wa itte imasen.
Yo~tsuu~eiku sugite aruku to nakinagara sakende ikutsu ka no on'nanoko ni mimiwokatamukeru:, Ikanai, ikanaide ikanai to, yotte wa iu: Mochiron, watashi wa 1tsu ni sake o ataete inai koko de, riko-teki desu. Kikkake ni
50.- Yopparai.
Yotte otoko wa kojin ga ii hajimeru mite, kotsutsubo ni ikuto: Watashitachiha nanimonai, watashitachiha nanimonai, nani mo arimasen. Kojin no kaisō-sha wa kare ni chikadzuki, kare ni itta. Kyō, kojin ga anatadeshita no? Nani mo, watashitachi wa nani mo arimasen. Manpuku-kan o kanjimasu
49.-. Shinkū o motsu subete no hito ni chūmoku shite kudasai: Karera wa sore o kōnyū shi tari, kanzen'na 1 no tame ni sore o kōkan suru tame ni jōzōjo o kayotte iku koto ga dekimasu. Kyōkai de
48. - A Yopparai.
Yopparai wa, kare ga iu ni watashi ga jūjika ni tsuke rareta anata no tame ni, pointingu, kyōkai to shisai no doa de teishi shi, yotte wa,-betsu no doa de teishi shi, futatabi shisai wa shiteki shite, gōmon sa reta tame ni iu to, yopparaidesu kyōkai no betsu no bubun ni iku to kare no te o idō sa seru tame ni shisai wa, shokudai o idō shi, hobo Kirisuto o moyashi, soshite yopparai wa iu: Naruhodo, naruhodo,de wanai koto I.
47.- Yopparai to ko.
Yopparai wa, kyōkai ni hairu kami no mae ni tatte iru to iu: Yūjin ga watashi o tasuke, watashi ga hitsuyōdesu. Saishi wa kore o mite, Sei ushiro anata wa, ikutsu ka no koin o doroppu suru koto ga dekimasu. Yopparai wa naremashita, itsumo kare ga kimashita. Shisai wa kangaeta: Koko-gō appu. Kare wa kami o sakujo shi, akachan no iesu o okimasu. Yūjin, anata no otōsan wa watashi no kōka anata ni wa dekinaidarou: Kare wa,-shin ga, akachan iesu o mite, kodomo ni tsutaete inai, sudeni ni-shi -yō yonni tasshi?
46. Yopparai to bakku.
Yopparai wa josei no senaka ni fure, kanojo wa kawari, nobete imasu. Anata wa machigatte iru koto ni narimasu. Soshite, yotte wa, watashi ga modotte anata ni furete inakatta to iu tsumori wa nai yo, to iimasu.
45. - Eru Yopparai to Rō fujins. Yopparai wa betsu no mono o itte sukoshi rō fujin kiku: Soko ni wa on'nanoko,-nushi wa watashi o yobidashite inai, to yohhenshin, neko o, sono isogashi inakereba narimasen.
44. - Eru Yopparai hōmu.
Yopparai wa akegata ni kitaku shi, kare wa sonogo, yasumi, subete no ie ga anata ga shōmen o tsūka suru koto o kakunin suru tame ni suwaru to iu: Watashi wa watashi o matteimasu.
43. Yopparai to kūra.
Yopparai wa shisai ni tsutaemasu: Chichi, sore wa warui jinsei no josei o hanarete kawari daredesuka. ? Soshite, chichi wa sore wa watashi no musukoda, to iimasu. Doyōbi no tame ni yoi, apárteme 3.
42. - Risō-tekina jōkyō.
Risō-tekina jōkyō wa, anata no tsuma wa anata ga, motte iru daremoga sore ga arubeki hodo yoi koto, anata ga motte iru kangaete iru okane o motte iru to kangaete iru josei o motsu kotodesu. Resutoran de
41. - Dorobō.
Dorobō wa resutoran ni hairi, koreha hōrudoappu de,-te ni anata no tegata o motsu kuraianto akaunto no tame, amarini mo kore o iu to iimasu.
40. - Eru Yopparai to kōri.
Yo~tsuRon wa kōri no songai baishō kanzō, Wisky aisu songai jinzō, shiroi tsue no kōri no songai baishō nō o kiku to iu: Watashi wa kōri de yori ōku no sake o nomimasen.
39. - Tsuma wa dendō.
Kare no tsuma wa mōta ni tsuiyashi, soshite otoko ga henshin shite imasuga, herumetto, shite kudasai, sono kunō o shiyō suru baai wa kidzuite inai koto o otoko ga betsu no mono o shiji shimasu.
38. Inshu ya arukōru.
Ichibu no hitobito wa yūmeina yopparai to tokumei arukōru isonshōdearu koto o konomimasen. Tasuke o
37. - Eru Yopparai.
Otoko wa betsu no mono o shiji shimasu: Yūjin ga watashi o tasuke, watashi no tsuma wa ima bā suru bā kara iku, mō ippō wa ii, sono riyū wa? Watashi o sagashiteimasu.
36. - Tōmei ningen.
Menimienai ikutsu ka no koto o okonau tame no tōmeina josei o sagashite tōmei ningen.
35. - Surīkingusu.
Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa meruchōru yo, watashi wa modotte watashi ga baruta to Gaspy de kinō tsukan meitei nani mo shite imasen. Rakuda wa, wareware wa ikutsu ka no roba to issho ni ikimashita. Watashi wa sore ga jikandōrini tōchaku suru to wa omoimasen. Shikashi, nen'notame, happīsurīkingusu-bi.
34.- Sake wa yoku arimasen.
Anata ga sake o nokosu tame ni iku toki, watashi no jitaku no tame ni watashi ni anata no botoru o torimasu.
33. - Eru Yopparai to orenjijūsu.
Yotte wa, sore wa hijō ni ōkina mune ya bōju to josei, sore ga kuru to tazune, watashi wa misu o iiwake mite, watashi wa orenjijūsudearu 2tsu no shirindā nodo no iu koto ga dekiru shite kudasai?
32.- Yopparai to kōshin.
Yotte wa, san no gyōretsu o mite, fuka o shien suru koto o kettei, shisai ga iu koto de, watashi no kodomo-tachi, yohhenshin ga apparadaisu no kibō da, to: Īe yūjin wa, kōnā ni kimashita. Kūfuku
31. A inshu.
Yotte kodomo suu oppai o mite, watashi wa koko ni sūpu shite kita, no ga amiguito shokuhin o henkō shite mimashou to iimasu. Kontena-nai
30. - A Yopparai.
Yopparai wa kare ga unchi o shitaimashita. Sore wa gomibako ni natte ita, pantsu ya interia wa hikuku, kontena ni noboru koto wa nemuri ni ochimasu. Sore wa betsu no yoi tte sugosu to, karera wa sore o mita toki, karera wa iu: O shiri koto o dare ga hatsubai sa remasu ka?
29.- Yopparai eigo.
Yopparai wa shitsukoku asa ni ie no doa ni fureru to, karera ga nemutte itanode, dare mo shusseki shite imasen. Sugu ni kare wa nandomonandomo dare mo shusseki, subete no suimin ni furemashita. Sugu ni saisei suru tame ni modotte,-ka no burabō no masutā o nokoshi, ima naze wazawaza tomodachi ni okoru to iimasu ka? Sumimasen, watashi wa, karera ga eigo o hanasu hito ga hitsuyō koreha dokode ka dō ka o kakunin suru tame ni kimasu ka? Kore wa naze sensei wa arimasu ka? Soshite yosshi wa nobete imasu: Īe, watashi wa eigo o shiranainode, anata ga watashi ni oshienai oshiete.
28.- Yo~tsuuso-tsuki.
Yotte naite, anata ga kanojo ni kanojo o toru riyū wa, sakende hitsugi ni chikai u~eiku ni arimashita ka? Watashi o torimasu. Soshite, soreha subete no shunkan ni kurikaeshimasu. Sono shi wa kare ni hyōji sa re, watashi wa, anata o toru no wa, sonogo yotte kotae o eru yō ni shitai baai wa, iu: Anata wa yotte wa mushi shinai koto o shitte imasu. Tōkei
27.- A inshu. Otoko wa tōkei ni hairi, kare ga motte ita subete no okane o kakete mitakatta, to yopparai wa tazuneru: Anata ga motarashita subete no okane o kakeru koto wa yoi Gyaro nandatta nodeshou ka? Soshite, yotte wa Gyaro Zambo ga yokatta to kaitō shimashita. Omo wa kōka-teki Gyaro Zambo ni motarashi, subete o kakemasu. Anata ga hoka no made, kare no ushiro Gyaro Zambo ga saibansho ni deatta tatakai ya hoka no ondori o kidō suruto Gyaro ga kyatchi shi, Garo Zambo de kōsoku shūryō shi,-shi wa, subete no okane o ushinatte ikuto yopparai riyū o tazunemasu kanojo wa sore ga subete tsudzukanakatta baai Gyaro Zambo wa ryōkōdeatta koto o kare ni tsutaete ita, to yotte wa kotaeta: Kare wanai mijimena Gyaro ni yotte, Garo mā o motomete ita koto.
26.- Yopparai to takushī no doa.-Shi no takushī untenshu o kono doa wa tojimasen'node: Yopparai takushī e to tobira o tojiyou to, sore wa chikaku, doraiba ni tsutae, futatabi sore o tojite, kinsetsu shite inaidarou shiyou to shinai nodeshou ka? Takushī untenshu ga mawaru to, karera wa doa o shimeta to iu node mi ni miemasuga, anata wa soto ni shite iru baai tojimasu dono yō ni, kare no ashi o shutoku shimasu.
25.- Eru Yopparai to Battoman.
Yopparai no kōto o motte iru to iu hito no ushiro ni jikkō sa remasu: Shite kudasai, watashi wa anata no tasuke o hitsuyō to suru, sore ga hanshakaiteki mubōbi to muryoku o mamoru daredesuka. ? Soshite, kare wa kotaeta: Īe sensei, watashi wa chariti no Monjitada to, yotte wa mōshiwakearimasen ā, watashi wa kare ga Battomanda to omotta, to iimasu. Sabaku de
24.- Yuda. Nagatabi no ue o aruku, iesu wa deshi-tachi ni tsutaemasu: Watashi no kodomo-tachi wa, subete no hito ni anata no tsumi no ōki-sa o kōryo shi, kono seinaru junrei de kare no kata no ue ni sore o hakobu ishi o torimasu. Subete no deshi-tachi wa ōkina ishi o tori, soshite iesu wa, Yuda ga yuiitsu no uwagi no poketto ni osamaru ishi o tottanode, nagai michinori ga i~tsuika no yō ni settei shimasu. Tochū de kawa ni kite, deshi-tachi wa kawa kara mizu o toru, iesu, masutā ni ittaga, watashitachi wa tabenakereba narimasen ka? Soshite, iesu wa karera ni kotaete ishi ga sorera o motarasu koto ni naru insutanto pan no daremoga sorera kare no ishi ni natte ita pan no daibubun o tabemashita.. Yuda no kōsu wa, kare ga hokanohito ni motto pan o motomete imashita. Michi ni shitagau tame ni, iesu wa karera ni shiji shimasu: Kodomo-tachi wa, futatabi betsu no ishi o tori, watashi no kata to no hirei ai ni sore o hakobimasu. Ko no jikan wa, Yuda wa, hobo kanojo to issho ni dōro ni iku koto ga dekinakatta, hijō ni ōkina saizu no ishi o torimashita. Hijō ni nagai michinori o aruitaga, Yuda wa hotondo no hōhō o keizoku shi, iesu tsutaeru koto ga dekimasendeshita: Chichi o, watashitachiha ima, watashitachi no kata no ue ni hakobu ishi, henkan de okonau nodarou ka? Iesu no kotae: Īe, nani mo. Anata o oboeteinai. Karera wa, nō, sudeni sono tebanasu no ishi o motte kimashita.
23.- A Yopparai kekkan.
Anata no karada no ichibu defecticos to akumeidakai kikei de yotte otoko ga bā ni iku to bātendā ni iu: Watashi ni nomimono o sosogu shite kudasai. Bātendā wa nomimono o atae, kare wa ichido ni subete o toranai to iu: Yūjin wa, kono nomimono wa watashi ga karada o ushinai ketsujō shi, bāten wa kotaemase yūjin, anata wa anata no karada ni fuzoku shite iru, watashi wa toraburu o shitaku arimasen.
22.- Chūgoku no kankōkyaku.
Chūgokujin kankōkyaku ga kūfuku ni motte imasuga, gengo o shitte ite, junjo o shirimasendeshita, resutoran ni hairi, jikkō shiyou to shite iru hito wa, sore ga narande haichi sa rete hyōji sa rete inaito omo ga iu yō ni: Watashi wa sūpu o atae, Chūgoku wa iimasu: Watashi mo,-shi no tsūchi to iu: Pan wa anata ga watashi o ataeru, to Chūgoku wa mata watashi ni kurikaeshi,-shi wa dōyō shite inai to iu to, watashi wa, kono saizu no unchi o ataeru to Chūgoku o iimasu: Watashi wa mohaya motto hoshīdesu nani mo arimasen. Nyūyōku de
21.- A inshu.
Yopparai wa, nyūyōku kara kare no hitobito ni tasshi, yūjin wa anata ga kita ni soko ni sore o mitsuketa tazunemasu ka? Shōnen nē, asoko ni hijō ni īdesuga, watashi wa sukide wa nakatta 2tsu no koto ga atta, saisho wa hijō ni fukōhei ga aru koto ga hito shusabetsudearu koto o, korera no asaguroi wa, karera ga sonoyōni atsukawa reru niataisuru nai, to: To kare wa kotaemasu daini no kachi wa, 1 ga shutoku suru nin'i no basho, sore ga yūjin o negrero re, junsuina kurodearu to iu kotodesu. Kyōkai o hanareru
20. - Yopparai.
Yotte wa kyōkai ni iki, shisai ga iu toki ni mimi o katamuke, anata no tame ni, kare o satsugai shita nochi, Borrachito wa sukoshi isoide modori, kyōkai no soto ni sa rete kuru to iu no yoko ni sukoshi rō fujin ga hyōji sa remasu. : Karera wa dare ka o koroshitanode, josei wa, anata ga yoriyoi soko ni hairimasen.
19. Misa de A yoimashita.
Yopparai ga misa ni mimi o katamuke, sa reru shisai ga iu toki: Kirisuto wa yopparai wa kotaeta, kuru: Sore wa kite inai, to shisai no hanpuku wa,-shin ga kozu, yopparai kurikaesu: Fuzoku shite imasenga, shisai wa okoru to iu: Kōru kono bōgai o motarasu tame ni keisatsu, Borracho wa iu: Sore ga kuru baai, watashi wa iku koto. Basu-jō
18. - Eru Yopparai.
I no naka ni machigatta gasu o mochiitaga, subete ni notte, hijō ni jiyū katsu shunji ni gasu o dasu yō, subete no asa totemo yoi, to dare mo kotae: Borracho wa hijō ni sōchō ni ba su ni hairanaito shinsetsu ni iimasu basu wa, fusei kōi ni yotte kare ni bujoku no subete no shurui o tsuge, soshite yopparai ga, watashi wa daremoga koko ni sonzai shinakatta to omotte iru kotodearu to iimasu.
17.- Shakuyō-kin.
Yopparai wa betsu no kariirekin ni anata o motomete, kare wa karita okane de nagai jikan o toru tsumori, kare ga henshin sa rete inai koto o shimeshite imasu: Sore ni tsuite wa shinpaishinaidekudasai, to watashi wa sore o sugosu koto ni narimasu. Basurūmu ni
16.- Eru Yopparai.
Yotte wa yoake ni beddo ni shutoku shi, kare no tsuma ni tsutaemasu: Nēmama wa, watashi ga hainyō suru toire ni itte, hikari ga tandoku de okonatte, josei ga ōtō shi, anata wa reizōko no naka ni morashi, kurutte kimashita.
15.- Eru Yopparai pepe.
Yotte wa, gozen-chū ni ie o kite, sore ga pepe ni deban josei ga tazuneru to, yotte wa kotaeta: Pepe wa Josefu kara kite, daremoga shitte iru, doko ni pepe ga kite iru, to anata ga shitte iru hitsuyō ga arimasu.
14.- Yopparai to josei.
Yotte rojō de hainyō shi, josei o tsūka shi, sono kemono o ii, sono dōbutsu, sono kyōfu, sono monsutā, soshite yotte wa kotaeta sa: Makikoma shizukana josei o watashimasu.
13.- Yopparai no yoake.
Yotte wa akegata ni kitaku suru to, keisatsu wa kare o teishi shi, kare ga dokoheikuno ka tazunemasu ka? Soshite dare ga sono-wa, soshite yohhenshin, watashi no josei o ataeru: To yotte wa, sore wa musekinin, warui rei, oyobi arukōru ran'yō no hanashidatta, to keisatsu ni tsutae kotaemashita.
12 - Meitei.
Sake ni yotta otoko wa, kare ga hanashi no ahiru o motte iru koto o betsu no mono o tsutae, hoka no wa odorokideari, kare ga suru koto ga dekinai, to kare wa kotaeta kare ni tsugeru: Anata ga miru koto no tame no ga ie ni ikimashou. Ahiru uchi no ie ni tōchaku shi, yotte wa nobete imasu, watashi no kutsu o mitsuke, ahiru wa inchiki, inchiki iu to, tsūjō no mono, beddo no shita ni aru hitobitodearou yohhenshin,. Yopparai no ma ni
11.- Karera wa non 2 yopparaideari, ippō ga tahō ni iu: Shin'yū o kiite, sore wa hijō ni boyake natte kitanode, anata ga yori ōku no inshu ni shitagawanai kata ga yoidesu.
10.- Takumashī to kōhī.
Hijō ni matomona to keii takumashī wa chīsana kafe ni kite, u~eitā ni shiji shimasu: Kudasai Express, oyobi mesonero o meijita: Josei no tame no Express o emasu.
9.- Kodomo ga tazunemasu.
Hito wa yotte iru toki ni anata ga shitte iru yō ni, otōsan: Kodomo ga otōsan o tazunemasu ka? Chichi wa kotaeta to: Hito wa yotte iru toki, ni mimi o katamuke, koko ni watashi no musuko o zehi sudeni nijū mite, watashi wa anata ga soko ni kite, korera no 2-ri no josei o sanshō shite kudasai, setsumei shimashou ka? Ko no kotae: Nan 2 otōsan, nomi fuzoku shite imasu.
8.- Suteki Yopparai.
Yotte wa, kare ga yotte shutoku surunode, ōku no dorinku sakezuki de, hoka no wa, kare wa yori utsukushiku, yori kyōmibukai, yori hansamu kanji, sonogo, hoka no yūjin wa iu sōdesu to kotae, naze betsu no mono o yōkyū shi, dono yō ni anata ga shitte imasu ka anata wa? Korera no fōmu o chakuyō shi, yotte wa, sore wa kanarazu yūjin no tameda, to ii, watashi wa watashi no hōmu yonni eru toki watashi no tsuma wa hijō ni subarashī watashi ni iu koto ga wakarimasu.
7.- Butsuri Yopparai.
Shūshū yoddewa, subete ga karera no chishiki, karera no ronri, jibun no sukiru o giron shi, sono naka ni sorera no 1 o chūdan shi, iu: Hayai hikari no sokudo to yokubō no ma de aru, oshietekudasai: Soredewa, anata ga shitte iru dono kurai mite mimashou shitting?, Sono-nai no tēburu ni shitsumon no kankyō o sakusei shi, chakuriku netto ga shime, subete no hotondo no butsuri o shutoku shi, sore ga nan-kōnen ka wakaranai sōkō surunode, kare wa hikari no sokudodenakereba naranai to setsumei shite iru sa rete imasu watashi wa tawagoto no yō ni kanjitashi, toire ni itte, watashi wa hikari o on to shite, 1-byō ni 1-kai to iu yō ni, soshite yo~tsuintāseputo sore to iu to, yūjin no hanashi o teishi suru ni wa, anata wa, watashi ga imi suru, machigatte iru sudeni cagaomashita. Ie no tame
6.- Yoi. Karera wa gozen-chū ni fukuyō 2 yopparaideari, ippō ga tahō ni iu: Tomodachi, soko ni totte oku tame ni watashinoie ni kite, hoka wa iu nashi, yori yoi no wa watashi ni shutoku shi, jirai o tsudzukemashou, soshite, karera wa aruite iku to shutoku koko de, iu ie wa de iku, kōzandeari, hoka no iu: Anata yori mo, koreha, hijō ni subarashī no wa,-chū ni iku to doa o nokku shimashou , watashi no monodeari, josei o nokoshi, sore ga hontōdeareba, ima iu hōhō chichi to musuko wa issho ni burandē o torimasu.
5.- Yopparai to piero.
Yotte hōmu subete no dokoni demo kuchibeni no furu kite, josei wa anata ga yotte ita, to kotaeta koto ga, sono e o yōkyū shi,:? Īe, nani mo mama wa, watashi wa shini ochita to iu kotodesu piero.
4.- Yopparai o tachiōjō shite iru toki. ?
Yotte wa,-betsu no mono o tazuneru: Anata wa anata no ie no yo~tsuo shutoku suru toki, anata no tsuma wa anata o hittoshinai, yūjin nē, oyobi sonohoka no ōtōde wa naku, yūjin, soreha ekusoshisuto no yō ni watashi o okonai, hoka wa iu, dono yō ni sono, kare wa henshin: ? Mā, kanojo wa watashi ni sekkyō o atae, watashi ga kite, ōto. 3. Yoidore no salidor. Yotte gozen-chū ni takushī ni notte, josei o nokoshitai basho ni tsureteiku tame ni takushī no untenshu ni tsutaeru ni wa, doraiba wa, josei no keimusho ni tsurete ikimashita.
2.- BIGGEST pāti wa evu~ā katarimashita.
Sutōrī. Aru Ni~Tsu,-shin wa sore o shimeshite dono yō ni kantan ni, yoku kunren sa reta, yūmoa to, totemo shiawase to kōfun shite megasameta, to mirenia ga okoranai yō ni, sono jijitsu o iwau tame ni, sonohi no ippantekina pātī o meiji, soshite ten no kuni ga hoji shimasu sore wa jijitsudeshita. Eien no chichi jishin ga meiji nani o shitte, jigoku no yūjin wa, coleados o dōnyū shimashita. Tōchaku suru saisho wa itsumo no yō ni, hijō ni utsukushī katsura de hensō akuma,dattaga, rūku wa chōdo okotta tsukamimashita. Kare mo sore wa idaina sakebigoe o ageruto osoroshī noroi o utsu toki ni, mondai no hijiri ga sudeni teishutsu shite ita kotodatta, nani ga okotta no ka jitsugen shite imasendeshita. Soshite, akuma wa itta:
Kare wa tebanasu nai tame, kono akushon wa, hijō ni maluca de, kare wa meiwaku sanrūkasudiaburo ni katarimashita. Watashi wa anata ni tengoku de sonohi keiken shita ka no aidea o ataeru koto o shiyou to surudeshou. Akuma o nozoki, Santosu ga atta subete no appu to rikai sa remasu. Yuiitsu no tōde wa naku,-go ni kaishi sa reta Santosu no kappuru wa, arimashita. Guregorī, tomeru koto ga dekinakattaga, omatsurisawagi wa,
gōkei shimashita pītā, pōru, chūcho, hashinto, to yosefu, domino o saisei shi, mashū wa itai yubi o motte imashita,
Santa katarīna, Santa Guillermina: Katarinasu, to mikan o tabete, niwatori no yō ni odotte, watashi wa nodo ga kawaita toki ni, kite, pimpina no mizu o nomimashita,
santateresa wa: Tēburu no ue ni wa nani mo nokotte imasen,
santagenofēfa: Betsu no o tsutaeru: Dorinku, dorinku,
san Genovevo: Kare wa nō to itta baai, watashi wa nomimasen, watashi wa akachan o ikeba Sei barunaba baai, ',
issan'anguro: Suwatte dokoni mo arimasendeshita,
sankaetano: Kayumi no ude to,
santafiromena: Sore wa kanojo no saikōdattaga, akanbō no yō ni miemashita,
san Pancrasio wa, sono fu kaikan o oboeru, subete ni michite arukimashita
sanpatorishio: Hijō ni shinkokuna, hijō ni matomona kao,
sento jūdo: Jōku ya jōdan o nage, san Tome: Kōhī o watashi,
Santa-ana de Barbanolas wa:, Kare no mimi made arimashita
Santa Maria magudarena: Subete wa kare no kami o midaremashita.
Sanfederiko wa tada sakenda: " Anata wa tonde iru. Ko no baai! ! !
Sanruisu: Yokushitsu de nanika o yatte.
San no dō meishi: Jōka
san Abundio to,
san Apascacio: Dare mo chūi o haratte imasen,
Santa Ruperta: Subete teishi pātī wa doa no tokoro de, basurūmu ni arimashita,
san'augusuto: Ataeru aji,
sanramiro: Kare wa nobeta: " Watashi wa hotondo mite imasen'
Santa Prudencia: Tsuneni hijō ni shinchō ni,
santarōza wa, ikutsu ka no baradeshita,
hijirimaria, to watashi wa, subete no shokuhin o ajiwatte imasendeshita. Soshite akuma wa futatabi itta: Tsugi wa watashi ga kaesu ka, watashi o shōtai shite inai tame ni, kono jōku wa hijō ni waruidesu de, kore wa watashi ni okotta, daremoga teikō shimasen. Daremoga oiwai ni oshimanakatta, sore ga tanoshikattadesu. Saigo ni, dare mo nokoshita kammasen. Anata ga komakainode, kono pātī o shūryō suru to, sorera wa subete, kantīna ga atta kōnā ni ittekimashita. Ikō, yori reisei ni, subete wa karera ga arudarou to iu, karera no tamashī, karera ga yokotawatte ita shukufuku o kanwa shi,-ji no `kakuterupāti' ga ushinawa rete inai to nobemashita. Dakara, yoiichinichiwo iwau tame ni, yūjin ga jisshō sa rete irunode, ōku no nazo to nekokaburi koto naku, wareware wa subete jibun jishin o dainashi ni shinai yō ni, o tanoshimi kudasai.
1. FIRST MILLENNIUM no owari o.
Sutōrī. Seireki no saisho no mireniamu (1000-nen D/ C) no owari.-Nen no owari no tame no 2000-nen no owari no yō ni ōku no shitsumon, gimon, fuan, soshite daremoga sorera nobeta hidzuke o sunde inainode ronri-tekidearuga arimashita. Wareware wa subete shitte iru yō ni, shin no shinto ga ari, mata jissai ni nichiyōbini misa ni shusseki no hitobito wa, sarani hoka no ōku wa, sorera e no kengo-sa oyobi fuchaku shite, shūkyō-tekina oiwai ni kōshin ni sanka shimasu. Hontōni shōsū-ha gurūpu. Mata, nomi nado nin'i no hitsuyō-sei, senrei, kekkonshiki, saisho no seitai hairyō, no tame no taishū, soshite wareware wa gōri-tekina aidea, kazoku, oiwai, nomimono o ataeru koto ga dekimasu betsu no taihan wa soko ni arimasu. Dakara, kyōkai ni ikimasendeshitaga, kare ga rōdo sa reta kurisuten-yō ni chūi shita, karera wa kirisutokyō no shitte iru koto ga aru betsu no gurūpu wa, osoraku daibubun wa, soko ni arimasu. Saisho no sen'nenki no owari made ni, sekai wa mada chikyū-jō no seimei o tsudzukeru baai wa, supiningudarou, matawa shinpan no hi ga aru ka dō ka o tokutei suru tame ni shira rete inai koto ga okorimasu. Shitagatte, ko no baai ni wa, sore ga taiki shite iru to daremoga shirōto ni narimashita. Shisai wa shin'nen no misa o ataeta yō ni, jissai ni 12. Oo yoru no kyōkai 1000-nen no 12 tsuki 31-nichi de, kōdan de yuiitsu no supēsu,oyobi hijō ni sukunaiga, arimashita. Kyōkai de hontōni tsuneni furui josei ya rōjin wa, sono shitsuryō ni mimi o katamuke,-shin no ie de sono shunkan no tame no basho ga arimasen. Kono imi ni o ite mo nare on'nanoko, no izureka. Yopparai, furō-sha, furō-sha ya hōrō-sha, mushinronsha wa, daremoga kyōkai no saizensen ni tatte imashita. Daremoga hozon shitakattadesu. Dare mo arimasendeshita. Kyōkai o nyūryoku suru koto ga dekimasendeshita. Yuiitsu no bāten, soreha bokushi-kan e no akusesu-ken o motte irunode, sono. Yūjin, soshite watashitachi wa 2000-nen no owari ni sunde ori, watashitachi wa 1000-nen no owari ni keiken shita ka no aidea o motte iruga, wareware wa 3000-nen no owari ni naru kikai ga areba, watashitachiha itami o tomonau kōkei o suru koto wa arimasen koto o kitai shite imasu. Mondai ya jinshu saigo no bun wa, kirisutokyōtodeari zen o okonau to, dare o mite inai koto wa sakete kudasai.
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